Shipping Maud Pie With A LOTR Dwarf · 6:51am Apr 25th, 2021
If you really think about it, There's a good chance Maud Pie would absolutely love dwarves from LOTR. Their beautiful architecture, great craftsmanship, they know lots about rocks and other materials, and they even live underground. Dwarves are known to have great bravery and loyalty.
This hairy beast of a man is what Maud Pie wants. But what say you?
Maul Pie? A mysterious fifth pie sister?
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Oh.... I see. Fixed now.
That has a good potential for a porn comedy
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She becomes a Dwarf king's mighty steed and lover. XD
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Or wears a rock strapon and rides a Dwarven King
Also the lore says they started out as rocks.
Book, Rankin-Bass movie or Peter Jackson movie?
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or they could fight each other... to see who the better rock expert is.