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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 154 views
  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 189 views
  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Apr
25th
2021

Shipping Maud Pie With A LOTR Dwarf · 6:51am Apr 25th, 2021

If you really think about it, There's a good chance Maud Pie would absolutely love dwarves from LOTR. Their beautiful architecture, great craftsmanship, they know lots about rocks and other materials, and they even live underground. Dwarves are known to have great bravery and loyalty.

This hairy beast of a man is what Maud Pie wants. But what say you?

Report Bendy · 186 views · #Dwarf #Dwarves #Maud Pie #LOTR
Comments ( 8 )

Maul Pie? A mysterious fifth pie sister?

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Oh.... I see. Fixed now.

That has a good potential for a porn comedy

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She becomes a Dwarf king's mighty steed and lover. XD

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Or wears a rock strapon and rides a Dwarven King

Also the lore says they started out as rocks.

Book, Rankin-Bass movie or Peter Jackson movie?

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or they could fight each other... to see who the better rock expert is.

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