Happy new year, 2023 ! Darn... I don't know about you, but to me, 2022 passed FAST! Then again, with all the crap that happened around the world, maybe that's for the better .
In other words time for another comedy one-shot! It's funny, it's silly, and it's scientifically proven to make you forget about the inflation for at least 10 minutes(*)! Go check it out:
Here lies the body of Rainbow Dash, done to death by a sudden crash. It wasn't the speedy stunt that laid her low but a prank on a friend that made her go.
It's especially 'fun' if you just spend hours spitting your guts out, writing something to let the author know what didn't exactly work. Here you were doing your best to help the author improve... to discover later that not only that one comment was deleted, but the rest of your comments you made days/weeks/months ago are gone too...
Saying just happy birthday doesn't feel like a prank though. Maybe combined with other things? Happy birthday, and remember that Super Mario World for the SNES didn't come out twenty years ago, but thirty! Happy birthday, you're one step closer to the Grand Prize! Happy birthday, don't feel bad; 60 is the new 40! Happy birthday, I'm surprised you made it this far! Yeah, those would definitely fit the day better than the basic phrase.
The question is... is your birthday really today or you're just messing with us?
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Yes, it is... but people don't believe me anyway
Saying just happy birthday doesn't feel like a prank though. Maybe combined with other things? Happy birthday, and remember that Super Mario World for the SNES didn't come out twenty years ago, but thirty! Happy birthday, you're one step closer to the Grand Prize! Happy birthday, don't feel bad; 60 is the new 40! Happy birthday, I'm surprised you made it this far! Yeah, those would definitely fit the day better than the basic phrase.
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In that case, happy birthday, man! We may not talk much, but I'm glad you're around!
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Ha! Golden ! Thanks.
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Thanks, and same to you