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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 6 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Mar
5th
2021

Will you miss the meat? · 1:46pm Mar 5th, 2021

Picture yourself as Dwalin, a dwarf who loves da meat. Or in your case, a normal human in Equestria.

You are invited to a dinner party, but all you get is green food by your new pony friends. I think you're best bet, might be getting good friends with a griffon, then you might get da meat.

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i already miss it. haven't had any since ash wensday day still have this month to go

Well, Rarity's dad and Fluttershy catch fish, and I can get eggs, cheese, and beans. It'll take some tweaks to my diet, and substitutions in my recipes, but I'll live.

I don't see the ponies being vegan, it's shown in the series that they're ovolacto and I'd like to think that in regions on the coast they some sea food. It would initially suck, but we humans being the tenacious and adaptable survivors we are, I would get more beans, peas and legumes in my diet or double-up on the eggs I ate, if worse came to worse and I absolutely needed meat, I would either appeal to the princesses for some for of limited hunting permit or make a deal with Fluttershy because she seems to have no qualms about giving meat and fish to her predatory animal friends or buy meat and fish from griffon and hippogriff merchants.

I'm vegan, so i would eat even less stuff than the ponies, no milks and no eggs, so no problem for me, unless they don't have beans, lentils, and b12 supplements XD, then i will be forced to eat eggs at least.

twilight drank "salmon juice" when visiting the hippogriffs IIRC.

But in regards to surviving in veggyquestria, nothing would really change for me, as id try to survive with the magic of cheese!

Im not vegetarian or anything, most of the time, im just too lazy to get proper food, and since i was also too lazy to get a fridge in my apartment (been on my to do list since i moved in 10 years ago) id usually buy stuff, that can be stored at room temperature.

The waters of Equestria probably have less arsenic in them or whatever, so the fact that they're known to be willing to fish means that my diet would regress slightly but not actually change. Depending on how a query about Applejack's pigs and Fluttershy's chickens goes, might not even need that much.

Ponies are not strict vegans. Most of them eat eggs. Pegasi tend to like fish. Making friends with a griffon would likely get me some leads on some tasty meats....

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