Feb
24th
2021
Something to keep our minds off G5 for a bit · 8:40am Feb 24th, 2021
Me: PrinceOfDarkness turns 15 today. Go celebrate with him!
King Sombra: No. Don't. Keep thinking about your fears for the future of My Little Pony. Because in the future your beloved Equestria will be ruled by ME.
Me: Nononononononononononononononononononononono!
King Sombra: Yesssssssss, it'ssssssssssss working!
Me: Think friendship. Think friendship. Friendship is magic, and friendship keeps Equestria safe. We've got this together. Now let's go think about parties.
King Sombra: *facehoofs*
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Angel Midnight · 70 views
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Thanks man.
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You're welcome!
Me: Trying to figure out how you're able to speak to Sombra and I'm not
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Me: He's not listening. For some reason, he despises you in particular.
King Sombra: Tell that stupid stag to go stick his antlers in his own business.
Me: That's not very nice now, is it?
King Sombra: I don't care. I have never been into this whole friendship business. I lost the one friend I had, and I refuse to make any more friends.
Me: Like it or not, you have to socialise every once in a while.
King Sombra: Does it matter? I'm trying to sleep.
Me: So you can give me nightmares tonight. Of course. You are a little scoundrel, Sombra. You could just say hello and leave, but no, you have to drag your hooves and cause trouble. Go away, then.
King Sombra: I don't want to speak to anypony else, and I won't. There!
Me: *facehoof*
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Sounds kinds like me when I was younger. Given I've been around my fair share of therapists, I could probably understand him. Bet he refuses to talk to me because he knows I'm right.
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King Sombra: *grunt* I am not admitting anything.
Me: Please, don't do this.
King Sombra: Fine. Tell your fellow mortal I said hello.
Me: Thank you. Finally.
Me: *takes off headphones* I’m sorry you were saying something
King Sombra:
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happy b day
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Me: Ever since I realised he was my favourite villain, Sombra has not left me alone. It's annoying.
King Sombra: Yessssss, give innnnnn to your emotionsssssss...
Me: You see what I mean?!
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Me: Sounds like he’s being desperate
King Sombra: Well excuse me
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bruh
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The downside of being a writer is that every so often the characters stop existing purely within the story you've written. And Sombra, oh my, he's driving me mad.
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He probably is.
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Man the characters in my story aint invaded my head
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One day it will happen, mark my words.
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doubt it
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King Sombra: Lissssssstennnnnn... You should encourage your instincts and deepest emotions to step out of the dark. They can help you on the path to greatness.
Me: *grunt* Ha ha, Sombra. So you're finally in a talking mood.
King Sombra: Well, now I know there's something in it for me-
Me: Not a chance. My friends aren't listening. Friendship is magic, and as long as we're friends they'll ignore you.
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Bro how many times I gotta say I ain't gonna ignore him
he's interesting
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King Sombra: Finally!
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yes