Big Mac ASMR Story Preview! · 7:05pm Feb 22nd, 2021
For all my girl followers, all, like, twelve of you, this is your moment! Experience what Big Mac would say if he was your boyfriend, down below!
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Eeyup? Eeyup.
Eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup eeyup setup.
Eenope.
(In case it wasn't clear, this is a joke. There is no Big Mac fic coming out.)
No Big Mac fic? Ah shoot!
BradyBunch, you're an idiot. You know that, right?
Just kidding. You're not an idiot, but I get all excited when ponies say they're releasing a new story and I bought into that. Don't ever do that again. You hear me?!
Utter perfection
Gotta admit, it did make me laugh!
Eh, Big Mac isn’t really my taste anyway.