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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Wednesday
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    12 comments · 109 views
  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 150 views
  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 183 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 329 views
  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 269 views
Feb
7th
2021

Upcoming Story: Pony Superiority · 11:35pm Feb 7th, 2021

In this new story Celestia will be quite OOC. (out of character) While not hostile towards humans, she will behave like a smug elitist. I added the alternate universe tag for that very reason. I hope people won't be annoyed with Celestia being so OOC. I care somewhat, since it's not really a pure trollfic like I used to write more often in the past.

Part of the summary: You are a diplomat from Earth sent to meet the all powerful, snobbish Princess Celestia.

Report Bendy · 87 views · #princess celestia #story
Comments ( 9 )

Heck yeah! Her Divine Majesty surely will show that filthy hairless ape his proper place at the bottom of Her eternal throne!
I'm waiting and pressing F5.:pinkiehappy:

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She will mock and belittle you. But at least she's friendly.

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The biggest help humanity needs is the harsh lesson in humility, so it all would be for the better.

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It should be few days before it's released.

So kinda like Celestia from the various convergence war stories, only not insane and genocidal?

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Somewhat along those themes. She somewhat inspired by Friendship is Optimal as well.

And yes, no genocide.

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will there be humblebragging?

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A smug sense of superiority basically.

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