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• 421 weeks

  iloveBratz - Today 1:17 PM > No new bloggé posts?

  iloveBratz - Today 1:17 PM
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• 474 weeks

  Writing Comedy

  When I write comedy I tend to give myself one rule: "if you aren't laughing while you're writing it, then it sucks shit."

  Writing something for the sole purpose of "oh it's popular" may put you in that infernal box, but I guarantee you that unless you're a fucking super writer, your story won't be funny if it isn't funny to you.

  Or maybe it will be who gives a shit?

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• 474 weeks

  Well hello there.

  I have around five hours left to fuck with, how are all of you?

  I've been pretty okay, college is actually super easy, but unfortunately there's a lot less sex with Asian chicks so maybe Co-ed Confidential isn't completely accurate.

  I currently am majoring in studio recording, because I truly do love audio. It's fascinating.

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• 526 weeks

  DODOOOHOHOHOHOHO

  *charmingly licks your pussy

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• 526 weeks

  Hi m8s

  How's it hangin'(heh, penises) So I've been away for a year now, isn't that sexy?

  It's k though, I've used that time away to be productive and help fight AIDS.

  I'm back forever now though, because being a billionaire playboy has lost it's charm.

  <3

  I did have an alt, isn't that gay as fuck?

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