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474 weeks
Writing Comedy

When I write comedy I tend to give myself one rule: "if you aren't laughing while you're writing it, then it sucks shit."
Writing something for the sole purpose of "oh it's popular" may put you in that infernal box, but I guarantee you that unless you're a fucking super writer, your story won't be funny if it isn't funny to you.
Or maybe it will be who gives a shit?
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474 weeks
Well hello there.

I have around five hours left to fuck with, how are all of you?
I've been pretty okay, college is actually super easy, but unfortunately there's a lot less sex with Asian chicks so maybe Co-ed Confidential isn't completely accurate.
I currently am majoring in studio recording, because I truly do love audio. It's fascinating.
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526 weeks
DODOOOHOHOHOHOHO

*charmingly licks your pussy
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526 weeks
Hi m8s

How's it hangin'(heh, penises) So I've been away for a year now, isn't that sexy?
It's k though, I've used that time away to be productive and help fight AIDS.
I'm back forever now though, because being a billionaire playboy has lost it's charm.
<3
I did have an alt, isn't that gay as fuck?
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