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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Dec
21st
2020

What's Left for 2020? · 2:59pm Dec 21st, 2020

Welp, there's only ten days left in this insane clusterfuck of a year. And throughout that time, a lot has happened to all of us. In my case, I was forced to leave my toxic work environment for the sake of my health (both physical and mental), and invest my time in writing full-time to make ends meet. My boyfriend and I have been busting our asses to make due this month; and since neither of us know when stimulus checks will be going out (most likely after our rent is due), I might as well bring up what I have planned for the remainder of this month:

1.) A new SlutSpike Story will be released tonight - I took a commission funded by two members of my Official Discord group (which is part of my Patreon page), which features Spike and Iron Will as the two focused characters. I just finished the story earlier this morning, as well as this cover page:

Despite his promiscuous reputation, Royal Advisor Spike was planning to enjoy a simple, private workout session early in the morning without any distractions. Unfortunately for the dragon -- or perhaps, very fortunately for the lone minotaur already present -- it seemed that Iron Will was taking advantage of the castle's empty gym for an intense workout of his own. By the time Spike arrived, the entire gym was thick with the minotaur's sweaty musk. Not to mention, Iron Will looks pretty damn good in a tight tanktop and gym shorts...

2.) Chapter 3 of Silver Soldier's Nightmare Night is underway - I know that I've been putting off these updates for a while, but that was mostly because of my packed schedule. But don't worry! This new update will be the next thing to be featured this month:

Following Silver Solider's rather... controversial night with the Princess of Love, he's determined to meet up with her again and set things right. Unfortunately for the unicorn, he not only has to deal with convincing Cadance that it was actually him that night, but also trying to avoid the wrath of a jealous Prince who knows something is amiss. Not to mention, after an unfortunate scuffle that came from a misunderstanding, things get more complicated when an apologetic Princess tries to talk with Silver Solider alone...

3.) My first Starfox fic will be featured on FurAffinity and SoFurry - This was the story that won November's Randomizer poll, in which the winning details were a Cheetah OC as the main character, a spaceship medical bay as the setting, and tickling as the main kink. With all that, the synopsis below is my go-to plan:

Fresh out of the Flight Academy, the young cheetah Simon (aka "Spotty," as nicknamed by his fellow fighters) was eager to begin his work on the highly-esteemed Starfox crew. However, before he could plan to handle Zero-G flights and death-defying maneuvers, a very important procedure has to be done to ensure he wouldn't lose blood-flow to his brain. Spotty was already informed of the controversial task, which would require his legs to replaced with prosthetic augmentations; what he wasn't aware of, however, was the fact that Krystal would need to test out the nerves of his new feet in a rather unique and... titillating way~

4.) My poll winning story from November, 'Sandbar Smashes', will be released as well - This will be a Yona/Sandbar clopfic with lots of romance, and a good amount of humor and heart as well. The idea, which was suggested by a good Patron/friend Winter Quill, will go as follows:

Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seems rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar isn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...

So yeah, there's definitely a lot to look forward to this month! Along with those upcoming projects, there's also the Donation Pool currently in place for Chapter 18 of Showing His Place: Sacrifice. I've also been super busy revising Brushed Away to its entirety, so I can be able to make it a fully-fledged physical novel for people to purchase!

So with all that being said, please help me and my boyfriend out as we work tirelessly throughout the holiday season. If you're able to show your support, feel free to donate to my PayPal, or join my official Patreon page for the latest updates coming this month. Happy Holidays to everyone here, and I hope you're all staying safe in anticipation for 2021. ;)

Comments ( 2 )

The pic kinda looks like Spike is eating Iron Will’s tail.

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Well... that's not completely incorrect~ :3

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