The Pride Flag · 2:07am Dec 16th, 2020
Anomaly Class:
[Safe]
The Pride Flag is an anomalous flag that is usually seen at Pride events. Its usually seen at the top of buildings, or even on floats. It appears to be sentient, as depending on how the event is going, it will wave, even if there is no wind. If it waves, it is happy. If it is still, it does not enjoy the event, although that is rare.
The Pride Flag also appears to be a protector of sorts. We’ve observed it attacking protesters on several occasions. Although, it seems to depend on what said protesters are doing. For example, if they are just standing and holding sighs, the Pride Flag will cause them to make mistakes, like tripping up, or even spraining something. Nothing life threatening.
However, if a protester has more malicious intent, the Pride Flag will be more intense in its attack.
There was an incident in last year’s Pride Parade where a man had brought a firearm to the parade with the intent to harm many of the civilians. However, before he even got to pull out the gun, the Pride Flag stretched over to him and began strangling him.
However, it seemed like no one in the crowd noticed, as if he wasn’t even there. The man wasn’t found until a few days after the parade, where police found his body in the spot where the Pride Flag strangled him.
Another thing is that the Pride Flag will take the forms of many pride flags, except one. The pedophilla ‘pride’. In fact, it seems to hate this group. During one parade, a float designed in the usual style was found a few miles away, with several men dead of strangulation.
We’ve decided not to contain the Pride Flag. Why should we? It’s protecting innocent people.
Woo! Go Pride Flag! 🏳️🌈
5416195
Ye
Pride Flag by lynchin boi
5416196
Heh, you sound happy
5416197
What?
5416198
Yeah! *waves Bi flag*
5416199
Just bein me. Lol.
5416200
Heh, that’s fair.
5416201
yeeeeeee-ah
5416202
Fair
5416204
Mhm!
Sir this anomaly file seems accurate enough, but it missing some information like is this 'pride flag' only one of its kind or can it reproduce? Just it has a side effect on those who hold it or just near it
Crpl. Mary. first expeditionary force
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To answer your question, we only know of one specimen, and it has an area of effect on crowds near it that disappear when the flag leaves
ok