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MlpHero


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Dec
11th
2020

Big Brain Time (Aka I feel like being an asshole) · 12:08am Dec 11th, 2020

*The group had been playing Among Us. So far, it was down to Hero, Melody, Bezier, and Venom. Or at least it was until*

DEAD BODY REPORTED

*Hero, Melody, and Bezier appeared at the table*

“What?”

“What?”

“Venom’s dead inside security.

*The group looked at each other, before...*

“I think it was Bezzy!”

“Wait, why?!”

“Yeah, why?”

“Think about Mels. The lights go out, and we bumped into each other. Not to mention, Bez didn’t go to fix the lights.”

“Oh come on! I was just doing a task!”

“Oh? Then how do you explain that Venom accused you last game, and coincidentally, he’s dead!”

“Oh come on!” *Looks at Melody* “You can’t seriously be believing this, right?! He’s clearly the imposter!”

*Melody and Hero’s icons appear over Bezier’s head*

“Hero, you son of a bit—”

.  。    •   ゚  。   .   .      .     。   。 .  .   。 

。  . • .

Bezier was not The Imposter

  。 .     。      ゚   .     . ,    .  .   .

“Wait, Bez wasn’t the imposter?”

*Puts gun to the back of her head* “Never has been.”

“...fri—”

Defeat

“Lol get nae nae’d.”

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Comments ( 41 )

Hero what the ffffffffff—

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Unless...*draws gun* I am also an imposter

5413191
I can’t believe you believed him!

5413191
“...Frick.”

5413193
I didn't mean it! Please forgive me!!

5413195
Now, what shall we do?

5413197
I will once I get back at this guy.

5413198
I'll help! As I said, I'm also an imposter

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o_o

Hero has left the game

5413202
No! *fires gun randomly* shoot

That’s a RIP right there

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“I’d rather be a coward then die at all. You stay got nae nae’d tho, so.” *raspberry*

5413207
Come on, you’re being—

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*Childish victorious nymph noises*

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You wanna keep being victorious? Fine. I’m out.

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“Jeez, what is up with him?”

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“Not much. I mean, I’ve lost the will to care, but whatever.

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“I’m telling Pharynx about this...”

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“And? What’s he gonna do? Take away my stuff? All I need is my arrow and I’m fine. Besides, why are you telling my dad? Because yours is an asshole?”

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“That’s what I thought bitch.”

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Just pretend Venom storms off after that, maybe in tears.

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K.

Not like Hero cares tho

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Eh. He’s (as well as I) just like that.

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TL;DR we’re assholes

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Diiid something happen to Hero that put him in a bad mood or something?

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I mean, he’s always like that, he just doesn’t show it

Well, I also didn’t wake up well this morning, so that might be it

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