It’s December · 10:40pm Dec 3rd, 2020
You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.
Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.
Forgive me for my radical political views, but I’m afraid I must say this:
Santa is real. Don’t think so? Then who ate my cookies last Christmas? Checkmate.
And for those who don’t celebrate Christmas, or have no one to celebrate the holidays with, allow me to say that I wish you all a wonderful December; may your tap water be free of brain eating amoebas and your cereals nice and moist. 👍
Well then what's the point of celebrating Christmas?
Aw, thank you, have a Merry Christmas!
I don't care if it's nowhere near Christmas, the year is almost over for God's sake! Or Santa's sake.
A person died from some of those bad boys near where I live a few years ago. There's this place called the White Water Center that has an artificial white water channel for rafting and stuff. They used to use water directly from the river right next to the place, but someone got water up their nose with some of the brain eating amoebas in it and they died. I think they were sued or something and they now treat the water.
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Thank you, very epic guy with Jesus portrait
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Merry Christmas, Mr. Burt! Hope you and Cheems have a jolly good time, and get to participate in the wonders of Western Consumerism!