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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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  • 2 weeks
    Massive oopsie

    This is not a bit. I have accidentally hit save after deleting all the words to the first chapter. I thought I was in my unpublished chapter I was working on so I deleted what I assumed was my work in progress to paste the final revision.

    There is no backup to the first chapter.

    My bad pimps. 💀

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    7 comments · 210 views
  • 2 weeks
    We ending up in Equestria after this 🥴

    4 comments · 101 views
  • 26 weeks
    Typa shi im on

    8 comments · 177 views
  • 82 weeks
    HiE storyboard (super serious)

    ->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
    ->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
    ->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
    ->???
    ->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

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  • 137 weeks
    I Died, But I Lived!

    Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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Dec
3rd
2020

It’s December · 10:40pm Dec 3rd, 2020

You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

Forgive me for my radical political views, but I’m afraid I must say this:

Santa is real. Don’t think so? Then who ate my cookies last Christmas? Checkmate.

And for those who don’t celebrate Christmas, or have no one to celebrate the holidays with, allow me to say that I wish you all a wonderful December; may your tap water be free of brain eating amoebas and your cereals nice and moist. 👍

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Comments ( 6 )

may your tap water be free of brain eating amoebas

Well then what's the point of celebrating Christmas?

Aw, thank you, have a Merry Christmas!

I don't care if it's nowhere near Christmas, the year is almost over for God's sake! Or Santa's sake.

may your tap water be free of brain eating amoebas

A person died from some of those bad boys near where I live a few years ago. There's this place called the White Water Center that has an artificial white water channel for rafting and stuff. They used to use water directly from the river right next to the place, but someone got water up their nose with some of the brain eating amoebas in it and they died. I think they were sued or something and they now treat the water.

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Thank you, very epic guy with Jesus portrait

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love the pfp image

Merry Christmas, Mr. Burt! Hope you and Cheems have a jolly good time, and get to participate in the wonders of Western Consumerism!

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