Inteoducing our newest product: piss · 2:46am Nov 28th, 2020
Now in five wonderful flavors! No artificial ingredients, guaranteed! One out of ten dentists recommends it!
And coming soon, poop to accompany it. Try them together; they're truly dashing.
(See, I can act like the ironic humor you see on Instagram. Or OkBudddyRetard. I am a versatile man.)
I can already get it in mist form, thanks to Vape Pens.
Why should I buy it from you?
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Because my piss is red. Is your piss red?
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It does happen sometimes.
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If you pay 99ยข extra.
Are you ok?
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I'm the same as I've always been. Take that however you will.
Brady, you doing good? Quarantine madness finally kicked in?
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Finally? No, man. I think I was already mad before.