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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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Nov
18th
2020

Day 18 of NNN · 10:21pm Nov 18th, 2020

Day 18:

Spike was at his window, doing nothing when suddenly he heard, thanks to his superhearing, a conversation of a young couple.

'' How many children would you like to have? '' Asked the male pony.

"Just one, a little princess that I would love with all my heart!" Replied the female pegasus.

'' You know, we could try to have this princess tonight while watching a porn '' Proposed the male pony

''Yeah baby!!!'' whispered the female pegasus.

Spike snapped his fingers while keeping a stern look on his face.

"You're gonna scream with pleasure tonight and ... baby are you okay?" Asked the male pony

"N-no ... my stomach hurts and ... I feel like its getting bigger," she said

''But it's getting bigger!'' he said

''What! ARGH! '' The female pegasse fell to the ground in pain. She was screaming as if she was about to give birth;

“Oh sweet Faust, is there a doctor here!"

'' I'm a nurse! '' Said the Nurse (I don't remember her name)

'' ARGGHRGRH !!! '' yelled the female pegasse.

"What's wrong then?" He asked

"Your wife is giving birth!" She replied

''Impossible!''

`` AARGGRGHRHHHH !! ''

"Push ma'am, push ... I see the baby's head!"

'' OH MY DIE !!! This is not happening! I only kissed her once! ''

`` AAAARRRGGRHRHRHR !!! ''

''Push one last time! You can do it!!!

`` PUSH BABY PUSH! ''

`` AAAAAARTGGGGRRRRRR !!! ''

'' WAAAAAA '' The woman had just given birth to a Pegasus baby.

"It's a girl!" Said the nurse.

Spike stared at this with nothing then he broke his silence, "I'm awesome!"

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