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MlpHero


Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder

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  • 4 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 4 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 12 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 22 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 33 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Nov
18th
2020

Candyling · 12:43am Nov 18th, 2020

“Hey Zen! I gotta show you something!”

“Hm?”

“Watch.” *shapeshifts into a candy version of himself, his body turning into a gummy, his horn turning into rock candy, his legs turning into candy canes, his eyes turning into pepper mints, his mane and tail turning into cotton candy, and his fangs turning into chocolate. “See? I’m a candyling!”

*Mouth watering*

“Zenex?”

“I NEED IT.”

“Wait, wha—”

*Lunges and tackles*

“Ah! Zen, no! Ahhhh!

~~~

*Sitting on the bed with half of his body gone*

*Also sitting on the bed, his face covered in an assortment of candy* “Heheh... well, at least it grows back...”

*Angry Hero noises*

*Sad Zenex noises*

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Comments ( 26 )

Oh gosh :rainbowlaugh: poor Hero, also poor Zenny...

5400054
Heh, mhm.

But at least it grows back.

Also, I just realized Zenex ate a candy-lized version of Hero’s dong, seeing as how he ate the lower half...

5400055
...Schist...how did they snap Zen out of it though?

5400056
Hero probably pried Zen’s jaw off. Or Zenex crashed from all the sugar

5400058
“Well, I didn’t know! At least it grows back...”

5400059
Ah. I thought maybe Phar and Hive would find them. Poor Hero and Zenny though

5400064
Eh. Either outcome is good

Isn't this technically vore?

5400074
Ehhh, I think?

5400077
Don't do vore. Vore is bad.

5400078
Is it really vore though? I mean, all Zen did is eat half of a body that’s gonna grow back

5400079
So it's cannibalism then? This is confusing.

5400084
Does it matter tho?

5400085
Good question. I don't know.

5400104
*Tsundere pouting*

5400106
“Fine...”

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