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MlpHero


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Nov
17th
2020

No One: · 6:55pm Nov 17th, 2020

My Aunt when something breaks:

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This happens to me whenever my mom wants something done. But then again, I am one of only two people in the house with an IQ above room temp, the other being my mom.

5399835
Yeah. It’s like:

Detective: Who killed him?

Dude covered in blood: I was at home

Me who’s clean: I wasn’t here

Detective: *puts me in jail*

5399838
Fair enough

5399839
Yeah. Why not blame the guy running around when asking who broke something

5399842
*Shrugs in foreign language*

5399919
I’m sorry, man.

5399922
It’s fine

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