50 Questions, I guess?

So there’s this little group of 50 questions circulating around and I figured I’d chime in. Not like anyone reads these anyway.

1. What is your first name?
Logan.

2. How old are you?
22.

3. What country are you from?
U.S.

4. What do you look like?
Short with dumb hair I can’t do anything with.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
Taller, at least semi-athletic and with short, manageable hair.

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
My sister introduced me to it through YouTube parodies and showing me The Best Night Ever.

7. What is your favorite ship?
Probably Cadance and Shining? I love their dynamic. But I also love Sunset and Sci-Twi.

8. What is your least favorite ship?
I guess Sombra and Fluttershy, or Discord and anypony who don’t Fluttershy.

9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
My parents and sisters know (though one is in the fandom), I think I told a couple of my cousins, and one coworker.

10. Were they a family member?
See above.

11. Favorite MLP episode?
I don’t think I have a favorite overall. Maybe a favorite or two per season?

12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Captain Marvel (Shazam).

13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Black Adam.

14. Favorite supervillain?
Dr. Doom.

15. Favorite anti-villain?
Frieza.

16. What was the last book you read?
Holes by Louis Sachar, I think.

17. What is the last movie you watched?
Trolls World Tour.

18. Favorite song at the moment?
Twilight of the Thunder God by Sabaton.

19. What song do you always come back
One by Metallica

20. What is your current job?
Grocery clerk.

21. What job do you want in the future?
I have no idea.

22. Dream job?
Honestly don’t think I have one?

23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
I suppose building a good standing amongst my coworkers.

24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Not being more patient and positive towards my youngest sister.

25. Do you have any pets?
No.

26. What is your dream pet?
A cat!

27. Do you own any weapons?
Yes! Three shotguns, two rifles, and multiple knives.

28. Is there a gun you really want?
Not in particular. There’s some I think would be cool to have but none I necessarily want at the moment.

29. What religion are you?
I’m a patron of the Church of Celestia.

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Probably JFK.

31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
Mr. Rogers.

32. Are you political?
Nope.

33. Are you married?
Nah.

34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Negative.

35. Have a crush on anyone?
No.

36. Care to explain?
I’m not pursuing dating at this time because I don’t think I’m good for dating, that I’d just end up disappointing whoever I’m interested in. Plus I don’t really feel like putting any energy into dating when all my time and energy is eaten up with work and family.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I mean I don’t think I’m ugly, just not exactly a treat to the eye.

38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Probably DWK, the dude that makes the Totally Legit Recap series. He’s hilarious and I think we’d vibe well!

39. Who is your favorite pony?
Tie between Celestia, Cadance and Twilight.

40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I whine and rage at games often, and collect toys that I seldom play with and I have no clue why.

41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
I suppose my story Morning Gem.

42. Are you a virgin?
No.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
I guess that’d be turning into oncoming traffic (nothing happened) when the people that were supposed to yield to me didn’t yield.

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Avatar, Steven Universe, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Clone Wars, Invader Zim, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Daredevil, She-Ra, Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Multiple! They mainly revolve around creampies, breeding, incest, rimjobs and MILFs.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nah.

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
The Strongest There Is by Onomonopia.

Equestria’s First Human by Ceehoff.

In a Flash of Lightning by Onomonopia.

Halo: Salvation by TheBigLebowski.

Sunset Shimmer is MAD about EVERYTHING! by Justice3442.

Transformers: Fall of Equestria by JDPrime22

Fortresshy: The Nine Fathers by Tatsurou.

And many others! Most of which are clopfics.

48. Favorite quote?
I think I have too many. One that stands out though: "Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.” - Gandalf

49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Not to my memory.

50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
I think so!