AI Dungeon got a bit outta hand. · 1:06pm Oct 7th, 2020
You are very randomz."
"I know, but I like it. You know? It makes me feel alive and…well you know what else feels good right? Eating people!
> You kill someone.
You grab the nearest person in your way and rip them apart with a single look of pure hatred. The screams of pain fill the air as you tear into their flesh, leaving nothing but bones and blood behind.
> You fortnite dance over their corpse.
You dance over the corpse of the human, laughing at how easy it was for you.
> You buy 10,000 rolls of toilet paper.
Before you leave the store, you buy ten thousand rolls of toilet paper to make sure you can take care of yourself.
Happy with your new supply of supplies, you get back in your car and drive off.
> You run over a bunch of hippies.
You slow down as you approach the small group of hippies. They give you a dirty look as you pass, but say nothing.
A minute later, you stop in the middle of the road again.
> You run over the Neo Nazis.
You are getting sick of repeating this action, so you decide to just get it over with.
You slam on your breaks and swerve from side to side, trying to throw off any aim the Nazis might have.
> You crash into the Berlin Wall.
You are successful, and you smash your car into the Berlin wall. You hear an explosion and feel your car shake violently as you crash into the wall. You keep driving, trying to find a way out of this city!
> You fly off a ramp and land in your neighborhood park.
You swerve off the road as you fly down a steep hill at breakneck speeds, and end up smashing into a tree.
> You leave the car.
You are successful in surviving this crash, you drag yourself out of the car to inspect the damage.
You have minor scratches and a broken arm, nothing major.
> You use stim pack.
You take out a stim pack and start chewing on one of the yellow tabs, the rush of energy makes you feel warm and happy.
> You grab your STG44.
You grab your STG-44 from the back of the smoking car and hide behind a tree.
You wait for the permission to proceed, but hear nothing. You are unable to detect anyone approaching.
> You fire into a crowd of random people.
You take aim at a crowd of people in the distance, you pull the trigger and spray bullets, hitting one person in the leg.
Suddenly, a noise from your right distracts you.
> You fire at the police.
You turn towards the building and see several cop cars pulling up, you grin as you prepare to take them down.
You fire at them, but they are protected by some kind of force shield.
> You use your magic to blow up the building.
You concentrate hard as you draw the blade of your knife lightly against your palm, before releasing a small spark of magic.
> You make the cops' heads explode.
You release a burst of flames at the cops, but they seem to be protected from it somehow.
> You break the force shield.
You concentrate hard as you try to force the knife against the shield, but by that time the cars arrive and you are unable to reach them.
You hear a shout from nearby.
> You pull out a nuke.
You pull out a tactical nuke and wait for the right moment.
Suddenly, you hear a radio transmission.
"Tactical nuke, incoming!"
You catch the attention of several officers and you blow them up with the bomb, before throwing it at a group of cars.
You get banned from GTA Online for hacking.
I have problems
Need hot water.
Oh wow...
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Heheh, yaaaaay!
I’m definitely on something.
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You okay...?
5372851
No idea
5372852
Oh...
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YES
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Eeyup
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You need a hug...?
5372860
Sure
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Alright, c'mere *hugs*
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Yes. Yes I do.
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Thanks.
5372867
Of course
I was just playing gta v last night.
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Heh
That's AI Dungeon alright. It weirdly makes sense though. The last time I played, I was a knight on a quest to slay a dragon. I ended up having a philosophical discussion on the nature of loyalty with my liege, then he sent me to find a drug dealer and when I did we had a smoke together.
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Wow