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  • 3 weeks
    I'll be banned from the site again

    Due to, of course, more transphobia and disagreeing with site-majority opinions, I have been informed that I will be kicked off the site permanently starting tomorrow. I have prepared a farewell message in the comments below.

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  • 3 weeks
    Happy Easter!

    And to those who don't celebrate Easter, too bad, I'm going to impose it on you. Happy Easter. Jesus Christ died for you too, and because He rose from the dead, so can we all.

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    12 comments · 391 views
  • 3 weeks
    Fluttershy and the Lava Demon: A Tale of Friendship

    My first AI art post. It isn't my art, since a computer for Bing generated it, but I had to share. And I always follow a strict "lacerate-demons-on-the-spot-with-a-shotgun-and-chainsaw" policy, but I can make an exception for this one.

    Fluttershy bravely staring down a demon of lava and metal

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  • 4 weeks
    Artificial Intelligence

    "Bradybunch, everyone's already given their opinions on it!" Yeah, I know. But before I left the site for two years for a mission, AI was barely cohesive enough to give slurred and static-like voice replication, nonsensical chatbots, and meaningless swirls of shape and color for art. Then, all of a sudden, AI got really good, so I had to try it out. I'm using Bing's AI image generation, which is

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  • 4 weeks
    LOTR will never be equaled.

    I was thinking about it while playing Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. (My brother gifted them to me for my birthday.) And honestly, the more I reflected on it, the more it made sense. There's a few things that compare in literary achievement, like Dune, but it never made it into modern public consciousness until, like, three years ago. And besides, LOTR wasn't just popular or good-- it

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Aug
19th
2020

Mount Lady (My Hero Academia) vs The Armored Titan (Attack on Titan) · 11:42pm Aug 19th, 2020

“Good! We got the Armored Titan into form! Mount Lady, you’re up!”

“Copy!” Mount Lady acknowledged, leaping over a raised bridge to emerge and slide onto the same two-lane street the Armored Titan was strolling down. He stopped, however, seeing her crack her knuckles with a grin.

“Come on, kid,” Mount Lady smirked, flexing her massive fingers. She stood at about 20 meters while he was at only 15. She curled her fingers at him smugly, provokingly. “Let’s see whatcha got!”

The Armored Titan gritted his teeth with a creak and sharply tilted his head to the side, releasing a sharp crack like a gunshot. Then he sprinted right at her, tearing up asphalt on every quick step. Right as he closed the distance, he swung his right fist up with an uppercut. It almost couldn’t be seen as it flew right where Mount Lady’s head had been.

Mount Lady, though, had dodged to the left, where his weak spot was. Her own fist shot out and slammed into his armored cheek, making a loud clang.

If the Armored Titan had felt anything from it, he didn’t show it. His left leg sweeped under Mount Lady’s feet, making her let out a startled yelp as she fell to the ground and crumbled part of a building into rubble. Dust obscured the early morning air.

The Armored Titan immediately bent down and started to punch the ground where Mount Lady’s head was. She managed to dodge every strike, though, and brought her knee up to shoot her foot into his armored groin. Mount Lady let out a yelp as a bone in her foot cracked, but the Armored Titan backed off.

It gave her a bit of time to scramble to her feet and stand back. The Armored Titan was still fine despite her attacks. But she was worse for wear.

“Not bad,” she commented with a dazzling smile, tossing her hair. “You’re making me work for the victory, huh-Aaaah!”

The Armored Titan did not have the same patience as villains usually did. He didn’t wait for her to finish. He just resumed by using a left hook. Mount Lady ducked, but that left her open for another right uppercut. All she could do was cross her arms in front of her face.

His fist sent her flying back into the side of a building, shattering windows all around her and crushing cement, bending steel, rupturing pipes. Mount Lady quickly tried to get out of where she was stuck, but the Armored Titan’s fist was again rushing at her, and this time caught her on the side of her head.

Pain erupted, and blood ran down the side of her head to drip with large dollops onto the ruined street twenty meters below. She grunted, brought her legs up, and jutted them into the Armored Titan’s stomach, making him stumble back a few steps.

“Canyon Cannon!” she yelled, jumping up and slamming both her legs into his chest again. This time, the force of it made him grunt and topple down into a small building, making debris shower around him as it caved in around his head.

Mount Lady ran at his inert body, brought her leg up, and stomped down on his chin hard, making the armor coating it cleanly crack in half. Finally, his armor had been broken!

Shr tried again, but this time, his hands gripped her foot and twisted it with an ugly snap, making her yelp and hop away out of his grip. It gave him time to get out of the building, and Mount Lady encircled him from a distance as he gradually got to his feet.

“Okay, not good,” she muttered, doing her best to put pressure on her foot. “But I got distance. I can strike from further away. I can still win this if I wear him down!”

The Armored Titan, though, heard all of this. He kept his eyes on her as she encircled him like a predator.

“We heard the sounds of battle,” came the receiver in her ear. “Are you all right?”

“Never better,” Mount Lady confidently replied. “But whew, this guy can take a beating. Punching him does no damage.”

“Try to wrestle him to the ground! We can subdue him there!”

“Affirmative,” Mount Lady replied, nodding. “I’ll try it-”

The Armored Titan’s mouth opened like a latch, and a long blast of white-hot fire, like a blowtorch, erupted from his throat. It caught Mount Lady off guard, and the heat set her chest and hair on fire. As she screamed and faltered, the Armored Titan closed the gap again and smote her right on the upper lip with a solid crunch.

A large tooth bounced from her mouth and clattered onto the ground beneath. Blood streamed from her gums. Her hands flew up to her mouth instinctually, whimpering.

The Armored Titan looked like he was grinning.

Mount Lady grunted again and pounced at him, but because he was shorter, he ducked and grabbed her around the waist right as she grabbed his shoulders. He picked her up off the ground and swung her like a bat into the same tall building as before. This time, the upper few levels fell on Mount Lady as the support structures gave way. Dust, steel, and concrete buried her top portion.

The Armored Titan punched her in the stomach with all the force he could muster, doubling her over and shifting the debris on her head to expose her beaten and bloody face. It also exposed her fist, rocketing at the Armored Titan’s head. It clanged off as a small chip of his cheek armor flew away from the point-blank impact. But it also made her fist burst with pain.

The Armored Titan landed three more blows to her face, stomach, and kidney. Then he grabbed her head and bent it forwards, making debris fly off her, while at the same time bringing up his knee, and it crunched into her nose with deadly force. Blood flew through the air, and Mount Lady’s eyes glazed over as she fell back into the collapsed building. She had been knocked unconscious.

But he was not done yet. He grabbed her upper thigh while also gripping her shoulder, and raised her limp body above his head with a roar.

Then he brought up his knee again as he brought her down sharply. With a crack like a multitude of gunshots, Mount Lady’s spine was split in two, and only then did he let go. Mount Lady’s limp body dropped to the asphalt beneath.

But he still wasn’t done yet. The Armored Titan glared down at Mount Lady’s body and stomped over to her. Bringing up his foot yet again, he brought it down hard on the nape of her neck.

Blood spewed from her lifeless corpse, staining the streets like a flash flood.

Comments ( 5 )

Armored Titan wins.

And then Godzilla showed up and...
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FATALITY

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...That gif just makes me think of someone violently puking into someone else’s mouth.

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5339161
Godzilla is just so dang awesome, he pukes lasers.

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