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RarityEQM


Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

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  • 57 weeks
    Here and back again

    Things are rough my darlings.

    Its a cold, rainy morning. My favorite kind. No snow. No slush. I adore this. Even more so that I am under a heavy quilt.

    I'll write more when I wake up I think...

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  • 61 weeks
    A story in three parts

    And home. Well. I'm not dead. Fancy that. Whatever the pain is, it's not my kidneys. Which is as baffling as it is reassuring. I very much am grateful of course, but...also...wtf darling. They handed me some pills and told me to get some rest. They plugged me up with all kinds of machines which will cost and a leg, but I'm home, and my kidneys are okay. And I'm alive for another day. So darlings,

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  • 61 weeks
    The room

    31. Thats the number they gave me. Thats where I am. Room 31.

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  • 61 weeks
    This art, this life

    Has...has it been a month already? I suppose it has been. More than that, even. How are you my darling little ponies? I've missed you. And writing. And having a properly functioning laptop that can handle little things like opening up an internet browser and loading writing programs.

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  • 67 weeks
    Darlings...

    As you were. Oh, yes. Rarityeqm tis alive....sort of. Only sort of, these days. Mostly, I sleep. During the day. Restless, horrid sleep that does ever so little to stave off your wretched thirst for the sun. I'm drowning in darkness, my darlings. Tis cold here, in the wee hours of the morning. Behind me, my television muted. My coffee mug lovingly kissed and caressed the pot still bubbling across

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May
14th
2020

hugs huh? · 10:02pm May 14th, 2020

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Comments ( 5 )

But I'm a magic Unicorn! We long ago transcended diseases! *Hugs you.*

6 Feet is the maximum range I can ghost-hug you.

*Internet hoof rubz*

Ok then i'll just wave awkwardly.....

Six feet is a good rule, but I prefer the method endorsed by the CDC in Atlanta:

"If you're close enough to smell their farts, then you're not far enough apart."

This is scientifically known as 'The Fart Rule," and has prevented infections worldwide.

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