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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
25th
2020

Brains · 9:44pm Apr 25th, 2020

Wow I really wish trying to write comedy didn’t feel like squeezing blood from stone. I somehow managed to monopolize the writing equivalent of a three panel comic and yet I CAN’T FINISH THESE FOUR ALMOST COMPLETE CHAPTERS COME ON!!! COME ON BRAIN COME OOOOOON YOU CAN DO IT!! YOU JUST, YOU JUST HAVE TO...

Just gotta push my brain outside the box a little further~

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Them feels; I know them.

Just gotta push my brain outside the box a little further~

The... hobo cardboard box?

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