TPapers, Ponies, and Attitude
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Comedy
At the Equestrian Border Checkpoint, we have our “hero”, Anon, who suffers through the day to day life of stamping papers. He's an ass.
Sex
Gore
Narcotics
Violence
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Anon
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Apr

8th

2020

Teaser Skadeeser · 5:32pm Apr 8th, 2020

"Why are you here Maple? Where are your parents?"
"It's a... long story."

"Something's not right. It feels like someone's been following me lately. Could you stay with me for today?"

"Yo, I'm your neighbor, Anonymous. Remember me? I let you through about two weeks ago."

"Spearhead, your kid's, like, ten. Chill out, alright?"
"Anon, he's lonely and no one's trying to make friends with him. As a parent, I'm going to worry whether you like it or not."

"So, you really don't have any family left? What will you do?"

"... How are you here?"

"Y-You lied to me! For years, you lied to my face!"
"Kid, I had to! For as long as I lived, for all the people I would try not to hurt, you and your sister are one of the only people I would lie to protect you!"

The Final Arc...
God knows how long this'll be. All quotes are subject to change.

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