Good morning everypony · 7:13pm Apr 5th, 2020
I can't pet you from over there, come her-
Shit...
I was talking to my cat and accidentally typed what I was saying
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
I can't pet you from over there, come her-
Shit...
I was talking to my cat and accidentally typed what I was saying
I do that ALL THE TIME.
I am THE BIG DUMBASS
AWW your cat is adorable
Aww~
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Thank you
Oop
Aww~
I just got Borderlands The Handsome collection bought, meaning tomorrow will be a fun time.
If I ever meet you in real life... I'm stealing your cat.
5236866
you can try but I guarantee you'll be leaving with a lot more than you bargained for pal, you'll sound like a change purse walking away you'll be so full of lead bullets
5236927
You ain't the only one with a gun.
5236928
wanna have a standoff pardner? or do you wanna just get kneecapped trying to run away, your choice
5236929
Won't be much of a stand off when my 38. Special splits your skull.
5236931
in all seriousness though it would be a pleasure to meet you irl
WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!!
5236933
Yeah it would. You don't have to worry about the cat either, I can't have pets. The government are landlords and they're a bunch of cunts.
5236935
understandable, what state do you live in? out of curiosity
5236936
Mississippi.
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Noice, I'm in shitty ol Ohio