• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen April 7th

darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 249 views
  • 63 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 693 views
  • 92 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 589 views
  • 95 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 541 views
  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 419 views
Feb
7th
2020

Mini Commissions · 9:14pm Feb 7th, 2020

If you're desperate for money and you know it, clap your hooves

If you're an out of retirement clop writer and you want to prostitute yourself for change, clap your hooves

If you're financially destitute and you know it

and you really wanna show it

if you wanna buy a commission

literally post in the comments

(song over)

real information: tentatively accepting incredibly small queue of commission requests. probably no larger than 3k. price is sliding scale from $5-$10/1,000 words, depending on how hard it sounds to write.

blessed be, everyone have a nice day <3

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Comments ( 2 )

I forget. Did you do foalcon? Would you still do foalcon?

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yes and yes if i'm okay w/ the material itself

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