Special Equestria Girls Recap · 7:42am Dec 10th, 2019
STOP READING IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN Frozen 2! CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Okay, so, in Frozen 2, there's an "As Told By Luis"-style recap gag centered around everyone's favorite Arendellian snow golem, Olaf. After seeing the movie, I wanted to do another FlashLight-centric Equestria Girls recap based on Olaf's recapping style, but unlike Luis's long and at times tangential ramblings, Olaf's recaps are too abrupt and disjointed to focus on a single aspect of Equestria Girls (Round Trip's In a Nutshell videos are more cohesive than Olaf's recaps, which is saying a lot 
), so I'm going to recap all of the first four Equestria Girls movies in Olaf's style. Also, Olaf's recapping style is incredibly difficult, if not impossible, to capture in story format, so I'm just going to put it up as a blog post. And now, we begin.
Our tale begins with two unicorns, one given wings and a crown, the other given absolutely nothing.
"That's my crown! 
"
"Aaaah! She's got my crown! Thief! 😱"
Jump through the magic mirror.
"
AAAAAAAAAH! What am I?! Where am I?"
"Whoa! We've got to stop bumping into each other like this. 
"
" Oh no. He's cute. 
"
"🎶Jump up, make a sound/Stomp your hooves, turn around🎶"
Then, Sunset trashes the gym. "Twilight did it! 👉"
"You're disqualified! "
"No! 
"
"Wait! She didn't do it! 🛑"
"Oh, okay, she's undisqualified."
"Yes! 
My hero! "
"The dance is tomorrow now."
"No! Oh, wait, we can just fix the gym. Never mind. 
"
"And the winner is Twilight Sparkle!"
"Yes! "
But then, Sunset tries to grab the crown.
"Keep away! 🏀" But then, Twilight tosses it to Sunset.
"It's mine now! MWAHAHA! 😈 Eat fireball! 🔥" Pew!
"Oh yeah, eat rainbow lasers! 🌈" Pew! Pew! Pew!
Sunset gets blown into a hole, and then she cries 
. Twilight goes back to Equestria with her crown, but then she comes back because Canterlot High gets taken over by sirens.
"I don't like you anymore, Twilight! Don't talk to me! "
"Oh no! My boyfriend! " Oh, well, at least she still has her friends. 
Her friends all hate each other.
"Hey! Stop hating each other. 
"
"🎶 Nothing can stop us now!🎶"...Except for rainbow lasers! Pew! 🌈
" Oh no! Our voices!"
Oh my gosh! It's other Twilight!
"Oh, wow! Magic! 
" But then, the magic goes crazy "AAAAAHHHH! "
Sunset yells at other Twilight. "Stop studying our magic! "
Other Twilight cries.
"🎶 Unleash the magic, free the magic 🎶 AAAAAH! DEMON TWILIGHT! "
"I'm going to rip the world apart. MWAHAHA! 😈"
"Wonder friendship powers activate! 
Twilight, stop! 🛑"
"I'm so sorry. "
"You're all winners! Yay! Let's go to camp."
"Hi, Twilight, I'm Flash, and I think I like you. 
" Oh no! Rejected! 
"Hi, Twilight, I'm Timber, and I KNOW I like you, AND I can do a smolder. 
😏" So, Twilight likes him back. Wait, what? 
Then, magic! Magic! More magic! Magic with sprinkles! Magic with birds!
"AAAAAAH! I'm scared of magic. "
"🎶 Embrace the magic! 🎶" "No, Sunset! Magic is bad! 
" "But we need your magic! 
" "Okay."
So, Twilight uses her magic to stop the magic plants. They all have a magic dance party, and Twilight almost kisses the guy who can do a smolder, and they all live happily ever after, going on magical adventures together. The End.
I just saw Frozen II recently and reading these was such a treat!
That was...unusual.
LOL!! As difficult as Olaf's recap style may be to capture, I think you did a pretty good job at it