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Alaborn


Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

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  • 148 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds

    Not an episode review this time.

    PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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    1 comments · 391 views
  • 149 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time

    S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

    Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

    I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

    I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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    3 comments · 233 views
  • 153 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed

    S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

    The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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    3 comments · 210 views
  • 154 weeks
    Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep

    S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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    6 comments · 298 views
  • 154 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup

    S2E13 Baby Cakes

    So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

    "That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

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    6 comments · 206 views
Dec
8th
2019

Change is natural · 4:25am Dec 8th, 2019

Just noticed this line from the last episode, spoken by Applejack:
"Change is natural, like the seasons."

Hello? You change the seasons manually!

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Comments ( 10 )

Yes, but they consider that natural.

I'm starting to think a whole lot of things in Equestria changed sometime around when the Elements were returned to the Tree. Maybe seasons do change naturally now.

The changing of seasons is no less natural/normal if it happens manually or automatically.

They... they do change them manually!

Art is a lie!

NOTHING IS REAL

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What 5166147 said.

Applejack: The Everfree Forest just ain't natural. The plants grow...
Fluttershy: Animals care for themselves...
Rainbow Dash: And the clouds move...
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash: All on their own!

The distinction between natural and artificial stopped making sense sometime around the invention of dogs.

5166237 Very true and very well put.

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That implies that for Equestrians, things that are “natural” are things that they induce to happen, rather than things that happen of their own accord.

On the one hand, that either doesn’t explain aging, or makes some terrifying implications about life and death (specifically that pony souls are finite and need to be recycled).

On the other, it explains why no one was terribly upset that Starlight mind-controlled them, which is at least as terrifying.

Then again, if they didn’t change the seasons and it was winter all year round, that would be pretty unnatural.

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