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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 13 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 189 views
  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Oct
24th
2019

What size is Twilight compared to the other alicorns? · 8:32am Oct 24th, 2019

What size is Twilight compared to the other alicorns? As in the Twilight seen in The Last Problem.

Derpibooru seems to call this Twilight: princess twilight 2.0

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It is literally just the same flash puppet used for Celestia, best I can tell, with Twilight's features and color palette, so she should be the same size as Celestia.

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Luna may be jelly then.

I'm pretty sure her height is slightly less than Celestia's, but she's almost certainly thinner.

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(sarcasm) It's nice to know that they pretty much confirmed that Twilight will outlive her friends and several dozen generations of their descendants. That'll be so much fun for her.

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Obligatory reminder of my solutions: Rainbow Dash literally outflies Death until she's given the job, Fluttershy becomes the Draconequus of Nature, Applejack starts and continues to remember her serial reincarnation as a reference to G1 and G3 Applejacks, Rarity undergoes brain uploading into a fabulous Raribot, and Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie. (That last one has a specific headcanon explanation, but the point is that it works regardless of the specifics)

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So she still has to watch Spike, Starlight, Trixie, her students and so on all die?

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Spike has no established upper bound on age because dragons don't typically play nicely enough to reach it, Starlight already has an age spell that blatantly works in such a way as to be functional immortality... and the rest was an artifact of the origin of this headcanon: "Twilight will not outlive her friends" which at the time only realistically applied to the Mane 6, and the associated realization that even then it didn't say anything about natural lifespan because Rainbow Dash is going to die doing something awesome but reckless long before that even comes up. The point? Outliving others happens all the damned time, and dying sucks a lot more. (And also the fact that between 1/2 and 2/3 of my proposals will die when they are killed, with Pinkie being the flex point because I didn't actually give my proposal; seriously, if dying were so awesome Celestia would have done it by now, and the fact that she hasn't is my rebuttal to your entire premise)

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