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Estee


On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

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Oct
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The pumpkin, to its credit, resisted to the last. · 6:17pm Oct 11th, 2019

The things people will do for roller coaster access.

Naturally, it is our duty to watch this a few times and make sure YouTube has to pay out at least $0.00000001 towards amusement park food.

(Remember: American amusement park. The only thing preventing them from charging attendees for oxygen is their inability to legally claim ownership of the atmosphere.)

(Yet.)

As of this writing, I sent the ticket code a few minutes ago.
Just be glad I never enter any contests for cars.
...it's the shipping. And the taxes. But mostly the shipping.

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Oh this is simply amazing!

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Thanks for complement! It was really fun to make.

5135425 The poor thing didn't stand a chance.

Estee, I'm sorry to tell you this, but my local amusement park has an "O2 bar", which sells canned, scented O2. They've already found a way charge you for oxygen.

Congratulations on the win.

I hope this becomes a trend for give-aways here. The world needs more wholesome silliness.

So I just watched a person in a dragon mask (?) mercilessly murder two pumpkins, for some reason that I'm not quite sure of. And it says something, not quite sure what but something, that this wasn't even the strangest thing that I saw on YT today.

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I'd hoped that nobody would actually try to be the villain from the movie version of The Lorax, but of course hope is just another word for thoughts and prayers and we all know how well those accomplish anything.

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