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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 21 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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    1 comments · 60 views
  • 25 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 64 views
  • 42 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 80 views
  • 70 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 123 views
  • 77 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 135 views
Sep
20th
2019

Area 51 · 9:25pm Sep 20th, 2019

Meanwhile at Twilight's Castle, the girls were watching TV when suddently Fallout arrived

Girls, where's Spike? I've been looking for him for hours!

Sorry Fallout but even I, His master- I mean sister don't know where he is right now.

He's probably dead by now.

RAINBOW!

Anyway sugar pie, I'm sure Spike's right

Yeah Lollipop! Now have a sit with us!

Yes, next to your Rara!

'kay, but wonder what Spike's doing.

Breaking news Ladies And gentleman, It seem that a young And naked dragon is running like a Ninja from a popular manga toward the area 51 while screaming nonsense.

I WANT AN ALIENNNNNN!!!

Nevermind.



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Breaking News! After trying to break into the area, the young dragon got shoot to Death by the Many helicopters And gards protecting the area. His last words were And I quote '' Fools! Your pathetic bullets are no match to my running technic!" Today a sad day to believe in Alien and...Are you sure about that? Okay, thanks. Forget what I said, the boy his still alive which is a freaking miracle!

GOD DAMNIT!

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