Still my favorite part of my story · 7:15pm Apr 8th, 2019
Yeah, this bit riiiight here gets me every time.
“Your medicine is death.” said Spades Duck, removing his ACME Husbando Sword from the corpse of the changeling. Without the changeling talking, Spades could hear the muffled shouting that was most definitely his wife Blue Tea who had been gagged and was in the basement.
But when Spades Duck went to ungag his wife, she transformed into the very evil changeling queen, Queen Kissylips, twin sister of Queen Chrysalis.
Spades remained unfazed. “My old nemesis! Where is my wife, foul beast?”
Kissylips was having none of that crap. “Boy you better show me sum RESPECT 'cuz I got a can here and it’s a can of... beans? Darn, it was supposed to be a can of butt whoopin’ but beans will have to do.” She threw the can of beans at Spades, but it missed. So, she picked it up again in her magic and threw it at Spades a second time. The second time, although a lot closer, was also a miss. “Third time is the charm?” said Kissylips as she threw the can a third time. And this time it actually hit Spades, mostly because it was less of a throw and more of a drop. The can did not hurt Spades, because it wasn’t a can of butt-whoopin’.
