Ever wish you were a little more stupid? · 10:15pm Jan 31st, 2019
You know, just enough that instead of looking at something dumb you wrote and saying "No no~! Try again!" you dumb enough to smile and go "Yeah, this is fine." And then you post a thing and you're happy you did a thing that wasn't just busywork that day. Then your Aunt calls you up to do some crazy shit because everyone avoids her, but you're too nice to not go over and help her because no one else does. Then suddenly you're sewing, and you can make clothes, you made your own shoes and you're running for it. Just going. GO!! Spinning off stripper poles like a propeller yelling WoooooooOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOoooOOO~! Jumping then slamming your dominant leg down like a proud man. Then the trouble comes. It always does. It has a different name and goal but it's the same dance you've done since you're born, throwing a heathen frolic sarabande. You're feeling low so you remove the letter l from that and throw the ow at it. HA! We're all doomed to die someday so might as well get it out of the way and roll it now. The die lands on a 4 and you split into 4 potential best yous. All four of them suck at writing.
Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk. Pickleless are you doing alright?
Oh, you also hyped for Devil May Cry 5?
I wouldn't recommend splitting into 4 yous, that's an unlucky number. Sounds like the Chinese word for Death and all that. GO for 5, much rounder.
Hope you're doing ok man.
Better grab the Tater-Gun, them wrascly weinershnitzle carrots are prostituting again!
Heck is a cocaine of a drug.
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What are you smoking?
And can I have some?