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"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

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  • Tuesday
    Always Read Da Rules

    So I recently saw the site wide contest regarding a story that consists only of dialog.

    And I thought "Hey! I have a story that is all dialog already!"

    So I went in, did a few little edits to make Celestia sould more Celestial, and then went to see how to submit my little tale.

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  • 1 week
    The Bean is loose!

    Okay. Somebody left the front gate open, and Baked Bean has gotten out and wandered off again.

    If you happen to spot him, do not approach, do not get him wet, do not expose to direct sunlight, and whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight. (It makes him gassy.)

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  • 3 weeks
    Perhaps a Spicy chapter next?

    Definitely rated T for teen. You have been warned.


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  • 4 weeks
    More Beanwords?

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  • 6 weeks
    Follow up to Bleh

    Modmyths asks:

    Have you thought about starting up a Go Fund Me for it?

    (It being my broken water line, just to be clear.)

    The answer is no, I hadn't thought of that.

    But!

    I went out and got more bids, and found a general contractor who could do the job for 3k.

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Jan
27th
2019

Chapter 3 Preview · 12:59am Jan 27th, 2019

Mostly to prove that I'm actually working on the next chapter. :twilightsmile:


“So! How about that tour?” Bean clapped his claws together and rubbed them, then fought back the urge to giggle with the feedback from the new appendages. “I gotta admit, I’m super curious to learn about all about this world. Twilight Sparkle hasn’t had a chance to tell me anything about her time here, and this’ll be good for my writing.”

“Writing?” Applejack asked. “Like, books and novels and such?”

“Yeah.” Bean chuckled. “In fact, that’s how I met Princess Celestia.”

“Huh.” Applejack glanced over to Rarity and Pinkie Pie, and they both smirked. “Our new school dietician fancies himself to be a writer, too.”

“He does?” Bean asked. “Maybe I could ask him for some tips.”

“I don’t think that would be wise,” Principal Celestia replied while the group exited the front office and entered the main foyer of Canterlot High. “Unless meeting yourself will not cause some sort of trans-dimensional singularity to occur.”

“Would that happen, Miss Shimmer?” Princess Luna asked.

Sunset glanced at her shoes. “I don't think so? We probably don't want to risk it.”

“My counterpart works here?” Bean interjected with a small squeal of delight. “What does he do? I mean, does he really want to be a writer too? You gotta tell me all about him!”

“Ah don’t know that there’s much to tell,” Applejack replied. “He works as our dietician, he writes on the side as a hobby, and… well, that’s about all anybody knows about him. He doesn’t talk to much to us, except about what he’s cooking up for our lunch menus.”

“There is an unsubstantiated rumor that he has a crush on a certain principal who happens to be in our midst.” Rarity added while glancing at her nails with a smirk.

“All right, that’s enough of that,” Principal Celestia shot back with an annoyed grin. “Rumors do not become us, do they, Miss Rarity?”

“I suppose not,” Rarity smugly replied before Bean staggered a step, then hissed in pain again while rubbing his leg.

“Oh my goodness! Are you okay?” Fluttershy asked her eyes filled with concern. “That looks like it hurts quite a bit.”

“It’s nothing, just a bit sore is all. I admit my galloping days are probably behind me.” With a wince he bent his leg back and forth, and he groaned with the feeling of his muscles straining and popping in a way that was fast becoming familiar. “It wasn’t so bad when I had three other legs to shift the weight to, but in this form, I'm going to be pretty slow.”

Pinkie Pie scoffed. “Why didn’t you just say you need another leg? I’ll be right back!”

Bean watched on in fascination when the perky pink person zipped away, but he leaned towards Fluttershy. “Should I be worried?”

“Oh, no.” Fluttershy patted his shoulder gently and gave him a warm smile. “I bet Pinkie is going to come back with with a cane, or something helpful like that.”

“So, why did you marry Princess Celestia, Your Highness?” Sunset asked Bean. “I didn’t think she’d ever be in a relationship.”

“That’s a funny story, actually,” Bean replied with a sheepish chuckle. “It started out in the sunflower patch of the Royal Gardens…”

Comments ( 3 )

Cool
I’m re-re-reading noknose II : nasal resurgence.
Love the story premise. I’ll start this one soon and be clambering for more beans from ya.
:trollestia:

5003109
Heh.

No Nose II: The Nasal Resurgence
Bruce Willis leads an all-star cast in this pulp action holiday thriller that will get your blood pumping and leave you screaming for more!

When Baked Bean [Martin Freeman] is abducted by the resurgent changeling insurgency led by Queen Chrysalis [Sigourney Weaver], Princess Celestia [Nicole Oliver] sends her two finest guards to retrieve him: Hokey Pokey [Willis] and Clover Leaf [Scarlet Johansson]. What they find during their search leads them to a frightening truth: the whole of Equestria is in danger in this high-stakes, no-holds-barred race to the finish!

I'd watch it. :trollestia:

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