Phone.

Oh hey there favorite best phone in the world- did you just throb?
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My Phone is systematically throbbing.
Okay, um, it is coming from the... crotch region of phone? I kinda always viewed you as a girl phone but I guess you learn something every day.
You don’t have a sick bass shaking that booty, you seem perfectly healthy and up to date- stop throbbing faster- STOP GETTING SO TURNED ON!!
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Well this puts us in an awkward situation phone because I’m bedridden sick as all heck and you’re my only source of entertainment and connection with the outside world.
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STOP GETTING WARMER AND THROBBING- I- UH- I WILL NEUTER YOU!! SOMEHOW!
YOU LEWD LITTLE PINK BASTARD YOU’RE A chip off the ol’ block~

Comments

[jmlop0]

Ring ring ring ring ring,ring ring, Boner Phone, ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Boner Phoooooone~! Its got this feelin!

[SCP Pinkamena]

Are you implying you're using your phone as a vibrator?

[Pickleless]

4988221
Nooooooo~
That would be inefficient I’m too sick to do that

[Gizmo Gear]

Do I wanna know......?