too short to be a story, what if Gilda was crowned queen? · 9:54am Dec 17th, 2018
By
Mtangalion.
Ardashir.
Alex Warlorn.
howard035
FanofMosteverything
"She shall be seated upon the Scone of Stone, for creating the first Griffonstone Scones that don't taste like stone!" Declared one griffin.
Princess Twilight said, "Punny Queen Gilda."
Queen Gilda snapped, "Who are you calling PUNY!?" She hopped off her throne and loomed menacingly.
Princess Twilight stammered, "No no, I said punny! PUN-NY!" Twilight sweated. "I meant to say that you're witty! You know, intelligent, funny..."
Queen Gilda frowned more. "Oh, so you think I'm funny, huh?!" Gilda waved her ladle threateningly. "Let's see if you're still laughing it up in my dungeon!"
Prince Blueblood said quickly, "Princess, your family curse! I TOLD you to let me do the talking! ... Your majesty, I urge you, pay no attention to my thoughtless and ill-mannered sovereign."
Queen Gilda said, "Huh, I like him better already! Say, did you bring any of those mini-fried doughnuts? With the powdered sugar?"
Prince Blueblood nodded. "Specially flown in fresh from the Appaloosa Grand Rodeo Carnival, majesty."
Princess Twilight askec confused, "How did you know to... never mind..."
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Dash shouted, "Hey, Gilda! Why are these jerks in armor dragging me in here?"
The Griffon Royal Guard boomed, "Pony, you dared try to attack our queen on the street!"
Dash wished she could face hoof, "I flew up and slapped her on the back! And why was she wearing that goofy-looking outfit?"
Gilda in royal robes said, "Because I'm Queen Gilda now, Dash. They gave me the throne. Uh, how do I look?" She stood up and spread her wings majestically.
Dash firs said nothing. Then started spluttering. Then finally, "BWA-AHAHAHA! This is a joke, right? I mean, everypony knows Griffonstone is a miserable dump, but making Gilda queen? Were you all drunk on cider when you decided this?"
Gilda said flatly, "... Throw this dweeb in the dungeon for a few days."
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"It's fine Rainbow Dash, I'm your jailer!" Gabby welcomed Rainbow Dash to her dungeon cell, more nicely furbished than most houses in Griffinstone.
"YOU?"
"Who else would Gilda pick? Grampa Gruff? He'd forget to feed the prisoners and when they came to let them out all that would be left would be a pile of bones."
"Uh, you're not speaking from experience are you?"
Gabby said nothing.
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She thought, "She probably doesn't want to know how much he charged their families to get the bones back."
She thought, "She probably doesn't want to know how much he charged their families to get the bones back."
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NIce. I added it in.
Quite nice to see those comments and drabbles turned into a cute little story.
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She thought, "She probably doesn't want to know how much he charged their families to get the bones back."
Griffons would do that, wouldn't they?
Come on Dash you had to know you'd get thrown in the dungeon.... on the plus side you can live out some BDSM kinks in secret with Gilda while there.
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This is now part of the Drabble Kaboom! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/427616/drabble-kaboom