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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
2nd
2018

Dear diary~ · 12:52am Dec 2nd, 2018

Today, I smiled at a toddler running by in an airport. She stopped, stared at me in horror, and broke into tears~

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Comments ( 4 )

Yay~ Back to normal!

What's that?

Shush no one was talking to you

Pickels. Did you let the child see your True Form? You know damned that these mortals cannot perceive us without descending into madness.

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shhhhh don’t give away secrets~

It was probably gas. Toddlers will cry at the drop of a hat. Sometimes the hat is optional. You shouldn't take it personally.

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