N3W5!3S #!() · 12:19pm Nov 9th, 2018
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Congrats! I'm really happy for you. So good when others recognize your work and you become more than a Cult hit, your stories loved by some and hated by apparently everyone else.
Hey! We're supposed to be happy for our friend!
I am Eris, why would you think I'm not?
Look at your statement, Mina.
Okay, Party........... Oh, Well Shit, Sorry edge. I am truly and completely ecstatic for you, I'm really sorry that I was so passive aggressive above. It's been a long week and I think I only got 10 hours of sleep in its entirety.
And that you were monumentally Bad at it, the sleep thing is no excuse. We both know that you are better than what is above.
Yes, Dis, I realize how bitchy I sounded. Alright, are there any other voices in my head that wish to remind me what a dip shit I just sounded like so I can go back to congratulating someone that has always been supportive of my stories and has been a good friend over the time I've known them.
Yes I would like to say I am deeply ashamed of you and I would love a chance to spar with Lord Edge one of these days.
No more than I am of myself Innocent, and It is up to Edge whether or not you spar or not. Alright anybody else?
Indeed, I would like to say that jealousy of another's success is completely uncalled for and the most debased of all things.
One should only be glad of someone's success and then use their success to motivate you to push yourself. There is only one being that is worth competing with and that is one's own self. So stop lowering the standard and complement Edge on the hard won win. I mean honestly, it's like you've forgotten how to be a proper villain/monster. I dread what that would mean for my or Innocent's story. I mean neither of us can truly be what we are if your are being a petty, self pitying, pathetic bitch about everything.
Dear God, Savage! It was a momentary slip. I'm back to my standard. Now is everyone done?
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Good! Edge you have earned this accolade, you worked hard and turned an excuse for masturbation into a entertaining tale that I confess that I have not made it to the end of yet, not to mention also being unsure if I would have the skill as a writer to create. I did however read the other story you recommended, which led to Innocent's offer. But anyways, you earned everyone of those views and I am truly and incredibly happy for you. I am glad that I got to be the first to congratulate you on the milestone and here is to looking towards many more.
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Damn, Mina! *Pats your back slowly.* You feelin’ okay, there, champ? Wanna talk about it?
But, seriously, dude, I do know a bit about some of the stuff you’re going through, right now. I’ve kept up with your recent blogs. NO harm, no foul, I took no offense.
And, honestly, this was less a milestone, and more something I’ve been keeping my eye on, just so I could make a memey, silly, redundant blog post about it.
Thanks, though! 
Oh, and, Innocent, is it? *Stands up and bows.* I might have to do a bit of studying beforehoof, but that might could be arranged, dear sir.
Anyway, all silliness aside, thanks for the thanks, man. I’m glad you count me as a friend, and I hope you know that I do count you as one, as well. I will avoid the temptation to use another emoji, as I’ve already done too much of that as is.
”Noooo, ya think?! It’s turning into the Emoji Movie, in here!”
Oh, be quiet, Pinkie.
”Made ya use one!”
Damnit.
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Thanks for the Understanding. Sorry it took me time to respond. I am currently giving Choices a complete overhaul. I honestly wish that fimfiction posted edited stories on the update thread, but unless you delete a chapter and then replace it, or add an entirely new chapter. it in no way counts as an update. Which I can understand as it would be to easy to keep your story at the top of the Update que just by doing minor edits and therefore gain access to more readers. Not that I have ever tried that of course
Of Course not! We may have thought about it, but we never claimed to be noble or pure.
Yeah! I mean as his resident Party Pony I have already started up a Betting Pool on Edge's and Innocent's impending duel, as well as pick the bar the winner has to take the loser to.
First off I used the word spar not deul. I and Edge would be doing this for fun and I am shocked Party that you would take bets on such a thing. By the way, Eris what is the current over under on that. I can not bet myself as I am one of the subjects of the wager but I find myself curious.
That would be 10 to 1 on you getting thrown around for the first part, then 50 to 1 you starting to throw Edge around once you started being serious and start cheating, Then 50/50 on who ends up yielding. Oh and before I forget, 99 to 1 on Edge getting first blood as you, Innocent, will not take the spar seriously otherwise and will just play around until that happens and Edge proves capable.
Alright knock it off the lot of you. Sorry Edge, the inner Oc's are loud today.
I will handle all of my problems like a proper person of my descent. I will get angry a them, swallow the anger as I solve each one, then deal with the ulcer as it develops. Tis A Fine Tradition I Follow, Just As My Mother Before Me and so on back to the time of my families founding. That and I will drink, a lot, there will be a tremendous amount of self deprecating humor, and maniacal laughter.
Oh and as to it not being a Milestone? Shut up and take the compliment. You are allowed to take pride in this. Do not use dismissive language of it again or I will taunt you a second time.
I am glad that you view me as a friend as well. The one thing I can say about Fimfiction is that I've made a fair amount of friends that I only know through this site. There's You, Equestrian Twist and a few others. It's nice to know that places like this exist. I look forward to wherever you decide you wish to go in your creative journey, it will be entertaining as hell to watch.
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Okay, oaky! Compliment taken! Jeez. And, here’s to that! If I had any alcohol around, I’d drink a health, but as is . . .
I’ll give you a salud with this bowl of chili, and then down the sucker! So, here’s to pulverizing our problems with a potent cocktail of anger and dark humour . . . with a little minor help from the love and kindness of our friends and partners, ya know, just on the side.
And yeah, places like this have helped me pick myself up from shit far too many times, in my life. It’s why I’ll always come back to them.
Did I hear something about a bet?
”Oh, yeah! Edgie and Innie are gonna have a brawl!”
Duel, Pinkie!
”Pbbt, right! Hey, Eris, put me down for a hundred bits on the both of them winding up in a tangle on the floor, chewing on each other’s ears!”
Gee, thanks, Ponks.
”Can’t say she doesn’t know you. Also, it’s a bit odd that I and Eris share the same text color. . . .”
Yeah, well, there’s only so many colours in the rainbow, Muse!
Don’t worry about, Mina, I know the feeling. Mine get talkative a lot.