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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Aug
30th
2018

The Mare Do Well · 2:41pm Aug 30th, 2018

Is it an origin story for the field mouse?

The sky blue pegasus actually crashed into the well, smacking into it. Dazed, she tumbled to the ground with a thump, then she shook her head, grunted, and then barked out a stream of profanity that caused a nearby field mouse to faint in shock. Rubbing her lumpy-potato-bumpy head with one hoof, the sky blue pegasus mare struggled to sit up and she tossed her saddlebags off to one side. Even more vulgarities slipped out, a flood of fornicative adjectives and descriptors that caused shimmering squiggles to gleam in the air around her.

The field mouse would never quite be the same after this encounter.

Is this not how heroes are born?

Offended by what the potato-headed pegasus said, a lowly field mouse sets off to censor all potty mouths—or to silence them forever, should that become necessary.

Die Fledermaus!

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Comments ( 3 )

10/10 would read.

A little mouse in like a 2-story mecha suit, putting tape over the pottymouths of the world!

And we all know only villians swear... And irate rainbow pegasi.

I don't know how to react to this.
But it has amused me.

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