THE ROAD TO FRIENDSHIP (REVIEW)

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Oyi!! Cadance and Flurry are in the audience! That's 200 points right there , because I hate the most. If I weren't so busy making Darkness of Dimensions, I'd make vids and fanarts of me kicking Cadance's miserable rump around.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800

Well what do ya know, Trixe does some tricks just like I make Abra do (Supports my ideals a bit)

-No damage.

"I'm so glad we decided to come."

Shut up, Cadance... or maybe you'd like me to do away with that little brat of yours again!

-No damage (Can't penalize her just for talking)

*Sunshine Sunshine*

Oyi, but I can dock them points for annoying me with THAT kind of playfulness.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7600

Careful, Trixie... I know the offer looks tempting, but remember the first rule of magic: "Things Are Not Always What They Seem"

-No damage...Yet

Let dishonesty get the best of you again huh? That seems to be going around a lot this season.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 7600 ----> 7100

Wow, you realize your error right away? Too bad... I took the points away.

Okay... that is just... WAAAAAAAAAAAY MUCH!"

"They'd probably sing a song or something" and then they break out into a song.

-200 (for being ridiculous)

LIFE POINTS: 7100 ----> 6900

Wow! Starlight actually suggesting THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE (The Stand with no line rather than the long lineup)

-No damage.

Yep... the squabble is right on time. No is perfect, even good friends can and WILL have their dark times.

-No damage

I do have a suggestion for Trixie... why not to this to all that stuff.

I'm sure Starlight could've learned a shrinking spell. (I should Abra to show this to Trixie)

-No Damage (Can't blame her if she can't do it)

Oh, boy... this is starting to feel like LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP.

-No damage

Tut-Tut-Tut ladies... never let your emotions or personal differences affect your performances.

-(Gilligan's Island) Tina Louise didn't like working with Bob Denver

-(I Love Lucy) Vivian Vance and William Frawley hated each other in real life.

Yet the performances were STUPENDOUS!!

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6900 ----> 6700

Oh, Starlight! Trading in someone else's possession without asking, especially when it vast sentimental value. Even though SOMETIMES... JUST SOMETIMES... change is OKAY (Not great... but OKAY) Never act without thought or without permission.

-500 (For thoughtlessness)

LIFE POINTS: 6700 ----> 6200

I think the WAGON was a better friend that BOTH those ponies. It doesn't TALK but it does LISTEN

-No damage

Wow, I was wrong... this is FAR WORSE than LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP. Applejack and Rarity never heated up THAT much, of course they were trapped by the hurricane and couldn't leave, but they still didn't lose their tempers this badly.

-No damage

Oyi! This old cliche, standing in the way (Like a person chaining themselves to a tree) That shouldn't stop him, he could just levitate the wagon and himself over Trixie, and because Trixe's weak and tired, her own magic would be weak too.

-200 (For stupidity)

LIFE POINTS: 6200 ----> 6000

FINAL SCORE: 6000

I guess this ep wasn't too bad, but it was BORING