YAKITY SAX (REVIEW) · 12:43am Aug 15th, 2018
Here we go again, time for me to break down these pukes again
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"No animal is suffering" Oh, I wouldn't say that, you girls just lost 200 points for such a BIZARRE and WEIRDO opening... which is exactly the kind of characterization I don't tollerate or approve of in characters I make and want them to have little to none at all of.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Okay, I'm gonna dock Pinkie again for STILL playing those PIPES/HORNS whatever... it's annoying.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
Seriously, of all the annoying, idiotic, thoughtless antics Pinkie has ever done... THIS takes the new cake. (Then again my detractors are way worse with their sloppy reading and need to hurt real people for lulz. He's such a waste...)
APPLE-SOL-UTELY!!!
Okay... that's kinda cute. I admit.
-No damage
"She's our friend, and we have to be supportive." Uh oh... Twilight's forgetting what happened on HORSE PLAY. (Proof that there's more space in her head than in the Dimensional Galaxy she's from)
-No damage... YET
*Takes in a deep breath*
PINKIE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
Could she be anymore thoughtless!!!! (She should be arrested for disturbing the peace)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 6600
Seriously... that noise is making me dizzy!!!
Well... I'll be GALL DARNED. Applejack REMEMBERS A LESSON!!! (From Horse Play) This is practially why I deem her the SANEST of the mane group (Still hate her though; she's an MLP, and that means I hate her. No ifs, ands or buts)
-No damage
*Sighs* The old Deception Fake out "Says it's alright... when really it isn't" It's completely dishonest, and that's why I prefer to make my character let the gloominess show. After all... "You want [me to pretend everything's all right? Put on a happy face? Smile?"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6600 -----> 6400
(these are things my haters have little to no respect for, and expects everyone to just suck it up and move on. Sorry, but that's not how REALITY works. Some people just don't get over it... not right away, and some don't get over it at all)
I do however approve what Pinkie is doing, throwing the horns out. Just like what I would do. If I told to stop, and I really have to stop... that's exactly what's going to happen... abandon it entirely (but as a bonus I'll also abandon everything else that goes with it, or is even slightly referenced to it)
-TV
-Video games
-Computer
-Casual strolls
-Sports
-Conventions
...all of it! Gone!
-No damage.
Hmm... so Pinkie has a new special ability added to her list of specialties: When she's in somber-mode, anything near her falls into the dumps as well.
I like it.
-No damage.
Maybe she should be nicknamed "Party Pooped" in this mode.
Ah, yes... more approval on my part! the friends trying to cheer her up and failing to do so... LOVE-I-LY
Just like this...
-No damage.
"What she's best at: Being our friend!" Tres lame TWIT-LIGHT, inspite of last week's ep...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900
Who are you to declare, Twit-Light? you're not a political princess. (Just saying it to spite her)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 5700
Seriously! How many stupid pills were slipped into these ponies oats this morning?!! GUMMY IS NOT THAT BRIGHT, YOU NINNIES!!
Sheseh you freaks are annoying today,
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5700 -----> 5200
Hehehe, and now my favorite part of the downers... THE PUNISHMENT FACTOR!! (Pinkie Moving/running away)
-So no damage
Rarity... you just lost 200 points for that ridiculous annoying act.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5200 -----> 5000
"But... we can't just tell Pinkie what to do" This From the Princess of Bungling who always tries to ENFORCE people to comply with her ways and give friendship a chance even when they made it perfectly clear they don't wish to.
You are truly pathetic, Twilight sparkle
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5000 -----> 4800
Twilight's rambling of telling all those lovey dove things to Pinkie in hopes she'll come home make me wanna gag! I don't like that kind of stuff much...
I prefer it like this (From Flubber) "Now what do we have to do to get you to take a hint! It's over [Twilight] you lost."
-500
LIFE POINTS: 4800 -----> 4300
Wow! Pinkie's so grey she's bringing my MIST OF MISERY idea to life.
-No damage.
-25 ICE CREAMS?!! Seriously... do these ponies have some stomach immunity?!! This ice cream gag is getting way outta hand.
-No damage
FINALE SCORE: 4300
half and half
*Sighs* these ponies are getting worse every ep...
I need some soothing somber right now...
(That's BB and Terra to me)
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To be fair, Gummy, internal monologue wise, is shown to be a lot brighter than he appears. In one episode, he actually goes on a fairly decent length inner dialogue about what is a Cutie Mark, and what it means for him, a being in a world where his flank will forever remain blank