THE END IN FRIEND (REVIEW)

Time to blow these twats off again,

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Compromising Friendship?! I really despise that term. (compromise is practically dead and useless)

-200 (And it's only been about 30 seconds)

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

True models of STUPIDITY is more like it

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600

"You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends"

Well... here's ONE WAY...

I used to believe that, but these days, I'll take Seth MacFarlane's ideal of it...

That or THIS way...

(Skip to 1:45)

"I don't want to be friends means I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS" (something I like to use in Friendship is Failure... AND REAL LIFE) "When I say "No" I mean "No" end of story. I'm not going to give in like Moon Dancer did... especially not to improve some SENSELESS form of human morality.

-No damage

"Friendships can't be explained. You have to see them in action" (try telling that to my detractors. they'll just hypocrite himself to bits) Yeah right... been there, done that, doesn't make a difference to me.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 7400

A huh... Rarity's acting JUST like portray her; can't get her mind off Fashion. (HER ONE TRAIT: An Overbearing, Over-dramatic, Fashion Diva) "Rarity would take first prize in a stupidity contest"

-No damage

Hehehehe, Twilight's looking bad again. Probably should've done your research better, Twit-light. (Then again, people like my detractors don't even care. He said himself "I DON'T CARE" and don't want to hear it. Proof they have no real respect)

-No damage

Seriously, these compromises are as lame as the SO-CALLED compromises my detractors give me. (Stop writing... keep it to myself... leave the franchise) That ain't compromise... that's wanting me to leave out of their personal desire and makes them extreme sadists, especially

"The playful and friendly exchange of remarks"

Okay, I'm gonna dock you 500 points for being so idiotic. (Now she really IS trying to BRAINWASH students)

LIFE POINTS: 7400 -----> 6900

Seriously... this whole RARITY DIGGING thing, annoys the hell out of me... she's supposed to be like this...

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6700

?!!! YOU SAID "EVERY CREATURE!!!" You know the penalty.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 6700 -----> 6200

"They can always get past the problem and stay good friends." Seriously Twilight, how much WEED did you put in your oats this morning? SOME... FRIENDSHIPS... CANNOT... BE... MENDED!!! (MLP only mends them because it's scripted to) in real life... it doesn't work that way all the time. Hence my FRIENDSHIP IS FAILURE series.

"Just because you may believe in friendship doesn't I HAVE TO"

-1000 (For your serious lack of reality)

LIFE POINTS: 6200 -----> 5200

"NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!"

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ALRIGHT!! NOW WE'RE COOKIN' HE-EY... AH YEAH!! BOOM-BOOM!! (You're finally doing something right; getting a dose of reality)

-No Damage (You don't get your points back. We play for keeps)

Say... shouldn't the Friendship Map be going crazy by now? Trouble with friends...

You go Starlight... "Not telling me everything that's ever happened int he history of Equestria" (I compare that to what I consider needed writing and dead weight. I don't need to explain every single solitary detail in stories... especially since my haters made it clear they don't care either way.They even said "I DON'T CARE" regarding explanations)

and "Talking isn't enough" a very good point.

-No damage.

A book club: Despite it's for a good cause... I'd turn it down.

-No damage

Wow... now their even turning into my haters and behaving just like them by being hyper critical about each other's stories. Tisk-Tisk. (Wow, they even copied their sloppy reading tech as well)

-No damage

Wow... Rainbow's yawn. That could be a new vid meme, how I'll use to describe my complete and total disinterest in things...

-Character development and growth
-So called improvment
Ect, ect...

-No damage

Eeyup... just like those dorky detractors of mine. Don't even bother to read it, and if they do it's very poor.

-Kamica's element is not ICE (Never was in ANY version) it's plasma energy
-Beast Boy was pissed over MUCH more than just getting dumped by Terra
-Terra was feeling remorseful and upset BEFORE Beast Boy scolded her. She was regretting her own actions herself.
(Even if they hadn't talked and he hadn't balked her, I would have written it so it wouldn't make a difference. she'd STILL be in shame and guilt)
-Ath-Lita was abusive to her brother and physically beat him up and blackmailed him to complying.

Yet they still choose to ignore all that. After all they said it plain when it came to explanations "I DON'T CARE" (These peeps are a waste of CELLS)

-No damage

"What's so bad about Equestria being in danger?" and I also smell a ruse...

-No Damage... YET

I'd say her boots are more FANDANGO than Magenta. I always considered Magenta LIGHTER than that.

Hmm... this almost gives me the idea for Artie to 1 up Rarity in Colors. But since their both strong about it, maybe not

-No damage

Called it... A RUSE.

Still... no damage

But I will take 1000 points for Rainbow and Rarity making up...

LIFE POINTS: 5200 -----> 4200

Reason being, sometimes it takes a little SCAM to get people to realize the errors of their ways, like I made Grand Ruler do to Twilight in Starfleet Season 2 "Sometimes what you WANT to do... is not what you NEED to do."

FINAL SCORE: 4200

Half and half.