Renewed Lappy and the Never List

My laptop is back from the shop. In theory, this means more updates soon, especially the next chapter of Equestria Mares: Princess Celestia's Secret Apprentice. Also, working on two new stories in the Elsequestria continuity, both taking place before the TV series starts.

And both of them deal with the Two Sisters, and tie rather closely with EM. So, hopefully very soon.

Meanwhile...

While I am constantly beset by ideas for different tales, there are some ideas which, mercifully, never make it past the most basic stage. In general, I will write anything but porn. However, there are a few specific exceptions, as well.

Therefore, good people, welcome to The Partial List of MLP Stories Coyote Will Never Write (tm).

I think the titles speak for themselves...

Amphetamines in Equestria (or: Why Can't Skootaloo Blink?)
Celestia on the Lawrence Welk Show
Arsenic, Old Lace, and Fluttershy
The Glass Humanitarium
Self-Decapitation Can Hurt You
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Draconiquus
H.G. Wells Meets Nightmare Moon
Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, and Ice-T: The Last Pony/Human Ship Story
E. Gary Gygax, Unicorn at Large
Discord Celebrates National Immolation Day
Princess Luna Was Richard Nixon All Along
Sombra's Atrocity Exhibition
Christopher Robin, Lost in the Everfree
Never Ask What Cupcakes Are Made Of
Mork and Rarity
John Carter, Warlord of Ponyville
Equestria: the Reincarnation of Castrovalva
'Adam Ruins Everything' Visits Canterlot
Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

...Okay, I take it back. Some of these might be fun. So, no promises.

Comments

[Sixes_And_Sevens]

I would absolutely read a story about Equestria being Castrovalva. Block-transfer equations, math that can alter reality, that is a criminally underused part of Doctor Who canon.