Meanwhile in a parallel universe... · 5:56am May 31st, 2018
Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.
It's name? MicrAppGoo.
Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.
Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.
It's name? MicrAppGoo.
Now preparest the tactical bombs
Marketing thought "Grey Goo" was too oppressive and nerdy sounding, and shot it down in favor of "Micro Goo", before the lawyers came in with Apple's finalized consession demands that each member of the merger got one syllable of their name or none at all, and commanded the COO to insert 'app' or 'ple' into their finalized name idea, or else!
Meanwhile at the legion of DOOM
My Crap goo
Hmmm.