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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 6 days
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 1 week
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 1 week
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 52 views
  • 3 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 67 views
  • 4 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 76 views
May
31st
2018

Meanwhile in a parallel universe... · 5:56am May 31st, 2018

Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.

It's name? MicrAppGoo.

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Comments ( 4 )

Now preparest the tactical bombs :raritywink:

Marketing thought "Grey Goo" was too oppressive and nerdy sounding, and shot it down in favor of "Micro Goo", before the lawyers came in with Apple's finalized consession demands that each member of the merger got one syllable of their name or none at all, and commanded the COO to insert 'app' or 'ple' into their finalized name idea, or else!

Meanwhile at the legion of DOOM

My Crap goo

Hmmm.

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