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A British Gentleman

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

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  • 206 weeks
    Too Funny Not to Share

    Good evening, my fine ladies and gentlemen. I may be a touch late with this, but I feel it's too good to pass up on. Behold, fanfic, as written by predictive text:

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    6 comments · 589 views
  • 280 weeks
    [Non Pony] Purest Snake Oil

    Good evening, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you alive, well and, preferably, tipsy.

    A video recently dropped on YouTube, concerning the vexing topic of Anti-Vaxxers. Some of it, however, featured a firm called Coseva. A seller of outrageously overpriced snake oil, it's claims about its products are mindbogglingly stupid and wrong.

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    12 comments · 1,485 views
  • 282 weeks
    I Really Hope That This Guy is a Troll

    Good morning, my good ladies and gentlemen, and a Merry Christmas to all.

    I'm hoping that the guy I'm about to show you is a troll, but, having looked at his posting history, there's a very real chance he's the real deal. If so, I present to you the least self-aware arsehole on the internet. As you read that statement, consider the state of the competition...

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    9 comments · 646 views
  • 288 weeks
    Excelsior, Stan Lee. You Will be Greatly Missed

    Stan Lee has died, after a long, full life.

    We will never see his like again. Let us celebrate his legacy.

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  • 294 weeks
    [Non-Pony] CERN Controversy: An Impartial Scientist's Perspective

    Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you well.

    For the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the news on the matter, an Italian physics professor, Alessandro Strumia, was invited to participate in a workshop on gender in physics by Cern, with an audience largely composed of young, early career (Ph.D students and Postdocs) female physicists.

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Judge Wanted for Rare Story Prompts Contest #02 · 4:39pm May 17th, 2018

Good afternoon, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope that the day goes well.

Just a quick request here: I need a judge for a story prompt that will be taking place very soon; the prompt will be given on Saturday, and one month will be allowed for entries.

If you are interested in judging a contest, please let me know.

Comments ( 8 )

I'd be interested in judging contests, though I don't know how many people would be interested in having me as a judge.


I'm more interested in the quality of the judge than their follower count. You're certainly qualified.

I really enjoyed judging the first one. It was good fun. 8/10, would judge again.

Only, y'know, not this time, because I just did one. So somebody else go do it.


Are you happy to judge the contest, then?


Sure, I'm relatively certain no one here knows where I live. As long as they've all read the disclaimer and signed their waiver forms, I'm good.


Awesome. I'll pm you with more details tomorrow.

I'd be happy to judge a contest.

Edit: Did not read all the conditions, and it looks like I missed the deadline. My apologies.


No worries. If it's okay, you can judge contest three when that happens.

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