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A British Gentleman


I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

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  • 205 weeks
    Too Funny Not to Share

    Good evening, my fine ladies and gentlemen. I may be a touch late with this, but I feel it's too good to pass up on. Behold, fanfic, as written by predictive text:

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    6 comments · 587 views
  • 279 weeks
    [Non Pony] Purest Snake Oil

    Good evening, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you alive, well and, preferably, tipsy.

    A video recently dropped on YouTube, concerning the vexing topic of Anti-Vaxxers. Some of it, however, featured a firm called Coseva. A seller of outrageously overpriced snake oil, it's claims about its products are mindbogglingly stupid and wrong.

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    12 comments · 1,484 views
  • 281 weeks
    I Really Hope That This Guy is a Troll

    Good morning, my good ladies and gentlemen, and a Merry Christmas to all.

    I'm hoping that the guy I'm about to show you is a troll, but, having looked at his posting history, there's a very real chance he's the real deal. If so, I present to you the least self-aware arsehole on the internet. As you read that statement, consider the state of the competition...

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    9 comments · 644 views
  • 287 weeks
    Excelsior, Stan Lee. You Will be Greatly Missed

    Stan Lee has died, after a long, full life.

    We will never see his like again. Let us celebrate his legacy.

    1 comments · 498 views
  • 293 weeks
    [Non-Pony] CERN Controversy: An Impartial Scientist's Perspective

    Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you well.

    For the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the news on the matter, an Italian physics professor, Alessandro Strumia, was invited to participate in a workshop on gender in physics by Cern, with an audience largely composed of young, early career (Ph.D students and Postdocs) female physicists.

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Too Funny Not to Share · 7:11pm Jun 10th, 2020

Good evening, my fine ladies and gentlemen. I may be a touch late with this, but I feel it's too good to pass up on. Behold, fanfic, as written by predictive text:

To be perfectly honest, it's better than a lot of people here on this site. Not even kidding, I am very entertained.

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Comments ( 6 )

Ah yes, a modern classic. I didn't know you hadn't seen it yet, but I'm glad you have now.

What the actual hell?! That was a Magnum Opus! The dialogue! The drama! The depth of feeling!

...no, seriously...what was that?

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An attempt to have a computer program write a book. They fed it all seven Harry Potter books and then had it produce a chapter.

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I see. "Harry dipped Hermione in hot sauce" was hands-down my favorite part.

That, and "Beefwomen!" Never would have guessed that password.

I actually wrote a fanfic in January of last year using the same AI system:

[Adult story embed hidden]

Explicit erotica is not my usual fare, but the above hardly qualifies despite its rating.

Also, I saw you replied to me before the thread was nuked, but I never read the reply. I just wanted to apologize if I had anything to do with the drama.

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The fact that there was drama starting to happen was why the thread was nuked. My reply was simply that I was locking and deleting the thread.

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