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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Nov
30th
2017

Luna Sombra Shipping Contest · 8:11am Nov 30th, 2017

“You know, maybe I should just call it, I can’t think of a single idea for this story and it’s not like I can write a romance entirely built on them screaming and trying to kill each other.”

“...”

Or can I~?...

Comments ( 5 )

This is entirely up your alley

You've got this mah dude

Oh SHIT I HAVE TO FINISH THAT CONTEST STORY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

It worked for Scootaloo and Nopony

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