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Oct
19th
2017

The Dark Knight Returns! · 7:43pm Oct 19th, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've decided to finally get back to work on my Kylo Ren in Equestria story, The Dark Knight. All I need to do is figure out a way to get Kylo from explaining his mission to the Mane 6 and the Princesses, to that resturant where Prick Blueblood pisses Kylo Ren off enough to do this:

Probably something involving Kylo's parents and Blueblood having connections. I'm thinking of calling the chapter "Anything Else, Mr. Blueblood?"

Thoughts?

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Maybe have the princesses suggest building trust with this strange newcomer before promising to help, or forming an alliance. This leads to the mane 6 inviting him to all sorts of things and for the characters to develop.

Once you feel like the ponies have become "familiar enough" with Kylo. You could have them at a shop, where Blueblood and Kylo have that moment, make sure that Kylo has good reason, and proper fore-shadowing for/to his overreaction though.
like a reminder of his past or the area he is in being strong in the dark side. Otherwise it will feel forced.

To me make it look like he's trying to scare Blueblood instead of making it look like he's immature

Nice job, but make Blueballs shit his pants for maximun hilariousness.

Somehow, I can't decide whether to smirk, knowing that Kylo Ren is going to kick Blueblood's bollocks like a drum kit in a heavy metal concert or pity that stupid, egocentric little shit.... nah, already smirking. Hope Kylo castrates Blueblood's nonexistent 'blue balls'... doubtful he's ever used them since I'm pretty certain that nopony can stand him.

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Kinda hard to not make Blueblood look like an immature ass. Hell, Cranky's old donkey ass is more mature than him. Pretty sure Diamond Tiara is, too. :facehoof:

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I meant Kylo, his tantrums in the movie were pretty immature....to me that is, If he's gonna use his lightsaber out of anger, at least make it more like he's trying to be as fearful as Vader.

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What do you bet that somepony is going to say that Blueblood and Kylo act the same? That would probably set them both off, lol. I'll find it very funny if somepony says something similar.

YEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!

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