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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 10 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 24 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 28 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 37 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Sep
20th
2017

My Goals For This Year · 4:44am Sep 20th, 2017

Hello, guys! I know that updates have been coming at a slower pace recently, but it's for a good reason. For you see, for the past few weeks I've been taking as many commissions as I could, which include both private stories and those I'm able to publish on this site. And even though I want to continue updating stories like Shut Up and Dance (which I have a good portion of chapter 22 written) and Chronicles of A Sluttified Spike, upcoming real-life plans are making me work for a bigger goal in mind.

As most of you might already know, I've been in a dedicated long-distance relationship with fellow writer and Grade-A sweetheart, Storm Butt. And during that time, both of us have went out of our way to visit one-another in our respective states. I've flown out to see him in boring-ass Ohio, and he came out to see me in slightly less boring-ass Missouri. And for a while, the two of us have talked about making the plans to move in together and become officially live-in. However, due to various issues (one of the biggest being unable to find a house due to financial strains), our plans kept on being postponed. Well, for the past few months, the two of us agreed that we needed a goal in mind for our vision to come true, which will be by the end of this year.

So for the next 2-3 months, Stormy are doing whatever we can to get our finances stable enough to organize a big move. What I really need is the funds to secure a rental car (and/or maybe a U-Haul trailer), and make the daunting drive across several states to pick him up and take him back home. I've been working at my job long enough to secure a week paid vacation, so I just need the cash to make sure that the move can be as easy as possible. So because of that Stormy and I have BOTH opened ourselves up for story commissions.

In just the past week alone, I was able to make almost $100 from stories (one private and one public). And I'm sure some of the people I've taken commissions from would testify that I'm a quick, detailed, and very non-judgmental writer when it comes to making stories. Stormy is damn quick with his fingers as well, so he could be a good person to commission as well.

So if anyone is interested, give me for Stormy a PM to ask about prices and details. My prices are still at $7 every thousand words, and I'm more likely to accept a commission request if the story/concept is intriguing enough for writing. I'm also open to accept private commissions if you're into something really specific/niche. I have the commission details listed on my front page, but in case you can't see it on mobile, the things I refuse to write about include :
-Diapers/ABDL
-Scat
-Gore/Blood
-Futa (nothing wrong with it, I'm just sick of seeing futa on this site)
-Anthro (same as above, but EQG is okay)
-Rape/Noncon
-Vore
-Foalcon/Underage
-Bestiality

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Comments ( 4 )

make the daunting drive across several states to pick him up and take him back home.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to take the train instead of driving?

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There's no train station near where I live. I could take a bus, but it would be way longer than just driving myself (Storm learned that the hard way last time he took the bus from Cleveland to St. Louis). I'm gonna need to rent a car anyway for the drive back when I get his stuff, so I might as well make the most of it.

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Hope the move in goes well. Unfortunately i'm to broke as well, so can't really do a commission right now, but I hope everything works out.

Good luck with the move! I'm dealing with some financial stuff of my own at the moment, so I can't do a commission right now, but I wish you both luck with the money situation!

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