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  • 326 weeks
    GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS. IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR UNITED STATES.

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    WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU:

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  • 327 weeks
    "Communist countries are bad because death squads!"

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  • 327 weeks
    Fash the Pony Fiction: Or, How Things Work

    Good evening.

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  • 345 weeks
    Irma Makes Landfall; Richard Branson devastated over loss of luxury home

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Aug
13th
2017

Reviewing the troops. · 12:00am Aug 13th, 2017

So some of you might recall that I was assembling a Rebel Pony Army.

Here they are in formation.

They have grown a lot since last time as I continue to recruit new personnel.

The Great and Powerful Trixie heads the left flank.

Ploomette leads the right flank. She has two sisters who look just like her.

On my desk is a special setachement; an elite shock troop force. Notice anything similar about them?

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Revolutionary Forces of Equestria

Well, time to get my own army ready... TO WAR!!!

Well I know whom I'm stealing supplies from later this month, don't worry I'm just taking the food from your storage. I don't need the weapons or ammo.

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That's right.

Let the ruling classes tremble in the face of the revolution.

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This should prove interesting.

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Good eye. Yes, that is correct.

And, yes, Pinkie Pie does look confused.

"FORWARD, COMRADES! FORWARD, FORWARD!" shouted Revolutionary Officer Trixie, amidst the chaos.

"How did I get here?" Comrade Pinkie Pie wondered.

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