Holy Fuck I'm Broke Emergency Commissions—BronyCon Edition · 5:16am Aug 11th, 2017
Holy Fuck I'm Broke Emergency Commissions—BronyCon Edition
Hey guess who writes crappy pony fanfiction and goes to cons he really can't afford instead of working? Guess who is using payday loans to get to BronyCon? The answer to both questions is me! I seek absolutely no sympathy as this is all my fault and I am still super privileged and lucky to be where I am. No, don't give me your sympathy, give me a dollar and I'll do a crappy commission of the pony of your choice. Two dollars for two ponies, three dollars for three ponies, etc. Double the price if it's NSFW. So for example if you wanted me to draw Celestia and your OC fornicating, it would be four dollars. What do my crappy one dollar commissions look like? Glad you asked, you can see them right here: https://derpibooru.org/tags/%241+commission
Haven't run screaming into the night yet? Great. Send a dollar or more to my PayPal account which is bchandleremail@gmail.com . Then send me a message with any special instructions, and at least one reference picture for each OC involved (I don't need references for canon characters unless they're really obscure)
. Also please include a cutie mark reference or description or I will make one up for your pony myself. You can send these to the aforementioned email or just private message me.
After I receive these things, you will receive the link to a beautiful piece of my little pony fanart rendered to your specifications within 72 hours. I upload them to Derpibooru, usually with a few variations, unless you want me to send you the picture(s) directly.
Thanks for reading. Please send money my way so I can send crappy art your way and we all are happy! Have a great day!
I would, but my dad doesn't have paypal. Sorry.
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In Lou of sending me money you can just send pictures of ponies too.
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Thank you!
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Lou?
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Lieu? After five or six tries I think that's how you actually spell it
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In fact, I don't think I've ever drawn ponies! 
It's time to get my sketch pad out. 
Ah, I see. I don't know if you want to see that. I suck at drawing pretty much everything other than people.