Innocence · 3:57pm Oct 8th, 2012
WARNING
This blog post is by far one of the shortest blog posts ever in the life of the the author himself. Notice that the previous sentence has more than two 'the's in it. If you experience schizophrenia, hypothermia, dissociation identity disorder and the rare cases of AIDS and breast cancer, please refer to the local zebra for information. Viewer discretion is unavailable at the moment. If any person or persons wish to object to this decision, and have a valid argument against Newton's First Law to do so, please speak or forever hold your silence. Please ensure that all safety goggles are on to prevent pink lasers and rainbows from any blindness. You may now kiss my feet. Terms and conditions apply.
And here I present to you....
Small print: the only pony managing to abide to the terms and conditions above goes by the name of Pinki-
MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Well, that explains the warning, I just accidentally my eyes.
With lasers.